So today, I was exploring this new thing called Google and I wanted to see if there actually was a camel named Alexander Camelton, which I had heard a rumor about. Well, I found out two things: Yes there was a camel named Alexander Camelton, and people are stupid.
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I can't let Eliza or the children see this, they'd be so upset!