Chapter 9

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9/24/16
Josh 🦄🌮
Hey I was think about something for a while now

Alex 🖕🏼💩
Dont think to hard. You might die

Josh 🦄🌮
Fuck off im trying to tell you something 😂

Alex 🖕🏼💩
Alright alright 😂

Alex 🖕🏼💩
Wats up?

Josh 🦄🌮
Since we've been talking for a little over a week now, I was wondering if you wanna do a selfie for selfie kind of thing........

Alex 🖕🏼💩
Hmmmmm

Alex 🖕🏼💩
I think youre just trying to get in my pants

Josh 🦄🌮
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TRY TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS FROM ENGLAND WHEN YOURE IN AMERICA

Alex 🖕🏼💩
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Josh 🦄🌮
\(-_______-;)/

Alex 🖕🏼💩
Fine fucknugget this is me

Alex 🖕🏼💩Fine fucknugget this is me

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Josh 🦄🌮
Alexxxxxxxxxxx

Alex 🖕🏼💩
Joshhhhhhhhhhh

Josh 🦄🌮
I mean an actual selfie

Alex 🖕🏼💩
That is an actual selfie

Josh 🦄🌮
You know what i mean \(-_______-;)/

Alex 🖕🏼💩
But joshhhhhh I look like trashhhhhh

Josh 🦄🌮
I bet you dont

Alex 🖕🏼💩
Im ugly af

Alex 🖕🏼💩
I'll break your screen

Alex 🖕🏼💩
Dont do this

Josh 🦄🌮
I'll send you one first if you want

Alex 🖕🏼💩
Fineeeeeeeeeee

Alex 🖕🏼💩 changed Alex 🖕🏼💩 to Trash

Alex 🖕🏼💩 changed Josh 🦄🌮 to Dickpickle

Dickpickle
Tsk tsk

Dickpickle
Anyways here's me

TrashHoly fuck you look like a dad

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Trash
Holy fuck you look like a dad

Dickpickle
Fuck off

Dickpickle
Your turn now

Trash

DickpickleYoure not the mother fucker from Elmo

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Dickpickle
Youre not the mother fucker from Elmo

Dickpickle
What do you actually look like?

Trash
Fineeeeeeeeee

Trash
Fucking cuntnugget

Trash changed Dickpickle to Cuntnugget

Cuntnugget
Fuck off and just send a selfie jackass 😂

Trash

CuntnuggetAnd you say youre trash

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Cuntnugget
And you say youre trash

Cuntnugget
If youre trash than fucking models are landfills

Trash
Fuck off

Cuntnugget changed Trash to Not Trash

Not Trash
But I am Trash

Not Trash
Also you are very creative with names

Cuntnugget
I know. I am a very creative person

Not Trash
WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED YOURE FROM THE UK

Cuntnugget
And........?

Not Trash
DOES THAT MEAN YOU HAVE A COOL BRITISH ACCENT?!

Cuntnugget
Bye

Not Trash
No plz

Not Trash
Come back plz

Not Trash
No plz. Am anti social trash need friend

Cuntnugget
Youre not trash

Cuntnugget
And I actually gtg 😂

Not Trash
Awww ok baiiiiiiiiiiiiii 😂💜

Cuntnugget
Baiiiiiiiii

Cuntnugget
And yes.....

Cuntnugget
I have a "cool british accent"

Cuntnugget
:)

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Hey all you awesome sauce readers!

Honestly kinda just done with life ngl. Rant on my about me book? Maybe. Its currently 3am and idek anymore

Thats all for today, hope you enjoyed, if you did,

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~Joie out 😘💜💜

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