Some Things Can't Be Solved With Just Clues

First Ever Author's Note!

Hello! Welcome to our first collaborative fiction! My (code) name is Pinxsy, and I am one of the authors. (; What started out as a short mystery story has now turned into 49,000 word novel! So what we're going to do is publish one or two chapters every Tuesday (probably), depending on how long they are, since our chapters got a lot longer as we added more. We started this novel out on a Google Docs, where we have 48,777 words so far (it's ongoing still).

So, basically, five people helped write this novel. We have:

Me, Pinxsy :^),

Dev, one of the gay authors,

Ashley, the one who makes bad puns,

Mil, the mother of dank memes,

and Rice, that one badass!

Basically, we all met on a game called Transformice. Eventually, we got close enough that we banded together to create a full-blown novel. This account, WeTheStalkers, was inspired by the tribe we're all in on Transformice!

To help you get to know us better, our friend Kaz is going to give us a small interview! DevNote: Kaz doesn't actually exist we create fake friends just to cover up the fact that we HAVE NONE- Ahem.

Kaz: Hey. Mr. Investigaytor is making me do this. [audible sigh as he takes out a script Pinxsy had written for him]. Rate the novel 1-10, please?

Pinx: 69/10!!!

Dev: 2/10!

Pinx: D-Dev what why are you doing this to me-

Dev: [shrugs]

Mil: 1/10.

Pinx: Omg you dongs... what about you, Ashley-

Ashley: 42/0!

Pinx: [coughs] R-Rice?

Rice: [busy eating KFC]

Dev: way to promote a stereotype xsy.

Pinx: b-b-but rice really likes kfc -

Rice: I rate it 1/10. <:

Pinx: [spluttering sadly]

Kaz: I'm moving on. Next question: What's your favorite food?

Con: Chicken alfredo because it tastes sexy.

Pinx: What - you're not even one of the authors what are you doing he -

Dev: Food.

Pinx: Food?

Dev: Yes. I don't have a favorite.

Kaz: What about you, Pinx?

Pinx: I guess com ga. It's Viet. It's basically yellow rice and chicken but the herbs my parents add and the pineapple fish sauce they make are lit.

Ashley: lasagna is lit

Mil: I agree! I like any kind of pasta.

Rice: I don't have a favorite food either..

Kaz: I'm going on to the next question. What's your favorite animal?

Dev: I know this! Well, I like... owls, foxes, cats, dogs, fish 'cause I can eat them, parakeets, zebras, lions, meerkats, wolves, hamsters, unicorns, flying fish, flying frogs, flying squirrels, flying cats, flying dogs, flying anything. Yes. They probably all do exist.

Pinx: I love guinea pigs. I have three of them. C: They're so cute and chubby!!

Ashley: gazelles are [ok hand emoji]