Then things got really weird. She got closer and closer to me, taking one frisque step at a time, until I fell down into a hot tub... and BOY! was it boiling!! OUCH!!! I said, "What am I here for again?" I said in huge worry.
She said in a lovestruck tone, "Just a little play time...if you know what I mean." Oh no! I knew I had to get out and fortunately, I escaped down the hot tub vent, and then I was very close to having deformed evil children (besides, I don't like that stuff!!) when I instant transmitted back to Snake Way, where another weirdlooking man was driving a mini-Jeep... very strange indeed.
But then, the Snake lady from before kidnapped me and brought me back for some torture. It's a good thing I was able to make my way out of the rope by biting it when she was not looking.
I fled and ended up on top of that same vehicle. Phew! But wait a sec... She came AFTER ME! She yelled, "You better become my husband or I'll eat you up, shithead!!"
I ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran until I went back and slaughtered her.
She cried as she succumbed in agony, disintegrating into a pool of a green snake skin. "PHEW! That was a close one!" I said in relief. I flipped over after running 5,000,000 more kilos. I ran 55,000,000 kilos so far but I was tired. After 10 minutes, I ran once again on Snake Way.
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