I also wrote this when I was young, for a school project. I thought it was funny then...but it's obviously not.
A seed is planted
The weathervane spins
Something green shoots out
A rooster crows, cows moo
The sprout gets bigger
Thicker and thicker
More vines twist around
The huge, fat beanstalk
A cow nibbles, then
Swallows a leaf or two
As the beanstalk rises,
so does the cow.
Soon the beanstalk
is miles high
So is the cow
Soon the beanstalk
is meters wide
So is the cow
Finally, the beanstalk
Pushes through the clouds
So does the cow
A giant, fearsome ogre
Cowers in fear
At the sight of
Such a humongous animal
And drops his freshly picked veggies
The cow eats the veggies
(and the ogre, too)
And steps on his castle
Surprisingly,
The clouds hold his weight
The sun sets, the stars come out
Then...
He mooed
"Hey, Diddle Diddle!"
A cat named Diddle Diddle
Came out and played the fiddle
The giant cow jumped over the moon
As Diddle Diddle's friend laughed
The ogre's dish ran away with his spoon!
