Dating the Joker would include:
•Sleepless nights in a good way
•A whole load of kinky happenings
•Always getting a new expensive gift
•Being named the Queen of crime and the Queen of Gotham
•Enjoying running circles around Batsy
•Only being slightly more sane than him
•Him getting jealous of anyone stares at you
•People lying dead on the floor if they upset you
•Spending most nights at the club or being home and having a fun time
•Tracing his tattoos all the time
•Getting at least one matching tattoo
•Trying to talk him into getting a piercing
•Passionate kisses
•Rough kisses
•Sitting in his lap all the time
•Constantly being showed off
•Him letting people know you're his
•Him not being able to say he loves you
•He doesn't have to
•Almost having an equally bad temper as him
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