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Chapter Five: Slumber Party!!

When I got home, my best friend (did I not mention her before? I must've), Jngelina Aolie (<--- original name there, guys!!). She's british and lesbian (diversity!!!!!!!) 

Jngelina noticed the tears streaming down my face. "Honey, what's wrong?" she asked sympathetically.

I sniffled. "I have the worst life ever! My problems are too big to overcome. I don't know what to do!!"

Jngelina stared at me. "What is it, hon?" she asked. "What happened? Did your parents die?"

"Well, yeah, but I don't give a rat's ass about that!" I sniffled. "I have two guys who want me and I can't choose. I have Ryder, the super-hot rebel werewolf, and Harry, my super-hot idol fairy!"

"This must be so difficult for you," Jngelina said. "I can't imagine going through so much pain."

"And you know the worst part?" I asked. "Ryder just proposed and I ran away! I just couldn't get Harry's face out of my head. But I still love Ryder as well. Do you see my problem?"

Jngelina nodded sympathetically. "Poor Mary-Sue," she said sadly. "You have such a difficult life."

I nodded, tears welling up in my eyes. "So what advice do you have?"

Jngelina took a coin out of her pocket. "If it lands on heads , you choose Harry. If it lands on tails, you marry Ryder."

I nodded. She placed the coin in the palm of her hand, and tossed it in the air.

Our breathing faltered as we stared at the coin summersaulting in the air. My hands shook in anticipation. I needed to find out which guy I would end up with. Which guy would be my future husband.

The coin bounced once.

The coin bounced again.

Bounce, bounce, bounce. It appeared to be mocking me. I couldn't believe my entire future was set on a coin.

Finally, I closed my eyes. I couldn't bear it. I covered my orbs until I heard the coin stop bouncing.

"I can't believe this," Jngelina gasped. I apprehensively removed my hands from my blue orbs, brushing blonde locks from in front of my face.

I let out a gasp as I saw what the coin had landed on...

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The coin had landed on its side.

I couldn't breathe. I looked at Jngelina. 

"What does this mean?" I whispered.

Jngelina's eyes were glued to the coin. "I--I don't know?"

"Who do I get with?" I wailed. "This was useless! I'll die alone! No one loves me!"

Jngelina finally locked eyes with me. "Well, there is one suggestion."

I stared at her. "What?"

"Do you know what polygamy is?"