L.FRIAR i needed to get your attention AND IT WORKED ACE I'M BORED
R.MATTHEWS *cough* attention seeker *cough*
L.FRIAR the only attention i seek is your's princess.
R.MATTHEWS *cough* flirt *cough*
L.FRIAR okay the whole cough thing is getting old Matthews
R.MATTHEWS *cough* *cough* *cough*
L.FRIAR well rude i'm leaving this convo i hate you
R.MATTHEWS *cough* i love you too *cough*
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L.FRIAR i hate everything
R.MATTHEWS lmao someone needs a snickers bar
L.FRIAR
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R.MATTHEWS so not in the mood for jokes then wassup
L.FRIAR Zay stole my cowboy hat MY COWBOY HAT
R.MATTHEWS do you want me to steal his cookie
L.FRIAR YES you should beat him up too
R.MATTHEWS but Zay's my Zay bae
L.FRIAR but i'm your... shit nothing rhymes with Lucas
R.MATTHEWS pucas mucas fucas oh so many possibilities
L.FRIAR jolly gee thank you i feel so much better
R.MATTHEWS SARCASTIC LUCAS MY FAVORITE LUCAS good to see you again i missed you
L.FRIAR seriously tho will you steal Zay's cookie for me
R.MATTHEWS of freaking course i will meet me at Topanga's at 5:00 we'll spilt the cookie and evil laugh while Zay cries himself to sleep over the lose of his beloved cookie lolololololololololol hahahahahahahah
L.FRIAR tbh Riles you get a little crazy during our schemes i'm low key scared
R.MATTHEWS boi
L.FRIAR okay high key scared happy now
R.MATTHEWS :)
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R.MATTHEWS hey you wanna hear a pun
L.FRIAR first of all it's goddamn 1 in the morning second of all you know i despise puns
R.MATTHEWS but you're my boyfriend it's basically your job to listen to my terrible puns
L.FRIAR princess i cannot deal with puns at 1 in the freaking morning
R.MATTHEWS please Lucas i'M BORED
L.FRIAR no
R.MATTHEWS no?
L.FRIAR NO
R.MATTHEWS NO?
L.FRIAR do you wanna hear it in Spanish? NOH
R.MATTHEW god you've been watching Teen Wolf haven't you?
L.FRIAR i know you love Stiles Stilinski just as much as i do
R.MATTHEWS okay true but srsly i've gotta a realllly good pun this time i've been thinking about it all dang day pLEASE :(
L.FRIAR fine but i'm not happy about it
R.MATTHEWS YAY!!!!!!! okay ready i'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet but i don't know y lol i'm dying
L.FRIAR *face palms*
R.MATTHEWS you love it
L.FRIAR let me sleep that's all I ask for
R.MATTHEWS
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L.FRIAR kms
R.MATTHEWS i hope you have nightmares filled with puns
L.FRIAR goodnight Riles
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Sorry this was short and crappy thanks for reading!
