The Englishman, Scotsman and the three cookies
One day an Englishman and a Scotsman went to a pastry shop. The Englishman wanted free cookies so he whisked them really quickly and put them in his pocket. Nobody saw him apart from the Scotsman.
'Top that!!" The Englishman said to the Scotsman. The Scotsman walked up to the baker and said
"Baker,give me a cookie for my magic trick."
The baker gave him a cookie and he ate it very quickly. Then he said
"Baker hive me another cookie for my magic trick."
The baker was starting to get suspicious of the Scotsman but he gave him the cookie anyway.
He ate it very quickly.
Then he said
"Baker give me another cookie for my magic trick."
By this time, the baker was getting very annoyed but gave him the cookie. And again, the Scotsman and gobbled it up .
The annoyed baker asked him, " Where is your famous trick, man? "
The Scotsman replied: "look in the Englishman's pocket!" And sure enough, three cookies were in the English man's pocket had 3 cookies!!!
Yay!! Liann
