I know everyone!!
One day, Rajni was bragging to Amitabh " You know, I know everyone. Name a person, any person and I know them."
Tired of all his boasting, Amitabh called his bluff. " OK Rajni , how about Tom Cruise??"
And Rajni says,
" yes, sure, Tom Cruise and I are old friends and I will prove it.
So Rajni and Amitabh fly out to Hollywood and go to Tom Cruise's house, knock on his door and Tom comes out saying:
" Ah, Rajni, good to see you!! You and your friend can come right in for lunch!! "
Although impressed, Amitabh is still skeptical. After leaving Tom's house, he tells Rajni that he thinks Rajni knowing Cruise was just lucky.
Then Rajni says
" no, no, just name someone else. " Amitabh thinks for a while and the he says
" president Obama "
And Rajni says..
" oh, yes, I know him. "
And off they go. At white house, Obama spots Rajni on the tour and motions for him saying
" Rajni, what a pleasant surprise!! I was just on my way to a meeting but you and your friend can come in and have tea with me and we can catch up!! "
Well, Amitabh was shaken by now but not very convinced. After leaving the white house, Rajni implores him to name someone else.
" the Pope " Amitabh replies.
Rajni says
" OK... Sure. My folks from Italy and I have known the Pope for a long time. "
Soon, Rajni and Amitabh are assembled with the masses in Vatican square when Rajni says
" this will never work. I can't catch the pope's eye with all these people! Tell you what, I know all the guard so they'll let me in and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope OK? "
So he headed to the Vatican and sure enough half an hour later he emerged on the balcony with the Pope.
By the time Rajni returned, he found that Amitabh had had a heart attack and was surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to Amitabh side, Rajni asked him
"what happened? "
And Amitabh replied
" I was fine until you came on the balcony with Pope and a man standing next to me asked
" hey, who is that standing on the balcony with Rajni? ""
Hah hah
Well, it turns out Rajni does know everyone!!! Vote share comment!!
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°liann°
