One day BonBon-Sama was casually hopping around. He suddenly stopped when his tummy growled like an angry and hungry Bro Strider. He strided up to me with his sugoi pointed anime shades. "Senpai. I demand food." He said to me, the ultimate senpai! "I want doritos and orange soda." I gave him wide anime girl eyes in complete astonishment. "But BonBon-Sama! It you drink that, then you'll get sick...and die!" But too late, BonBon-Sama was lapping at a bowl of fizzy orange faygo. Then, le gasp! BonBon-Sama fell on his furry side! "That's the 413 time BonBon-Sama!" I moaned dramatically, picking up the moaning bunny. "Mourn the loss of your freedom BonBon-Sama!" I announced
// Yeah. Total Crack. Chill.
