Younger

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'For the tenth time, stop FIGHTING!!!' Bones yelled angrily at the two scrabbling toddlers on the floor of his office. He was trying to get some work done and they wouldn't stop squabbling. Spock jumped up almost immediately, ears burning; discipline was clearly well-taught and harshly enforced on Vulcan. It was not so enforced on earth though, as Jim burst into noisy tears at the prospect of being told off. 'Aw, Jim, please don't do this to me!' No response. 'You know how to shut him up?' He asked Spock, who let down his guard and shrugged. Bones stuck his head out of the door and shouted: 'If anyone knows how to make a crying 3 year old be quiet, please come in here now!!' Nurse Chapel walked calmly forward and walked in, Bones closing the door carefully behind her. He turned round to a perculiar sight; Spock had his arms wrapped almost protectively around the quieting Jim. Slowly, he prised himself off and stood uneasily in front of the shocked Bones.
'My mother taught me that human technique of calming.' He said, putting his arms out to be picked up. Bones oblidged, seeing the loneliness in the young Vulcan's eyes.
'What's up, little guy??' He said kindly.
'I want Selah.' He said plaintively, burying his nose in Bones' shoulder. Bones placed a hand on Spock's head, wondering how he was going to solve this dilemma. A selah was the Vulcan equivalent of a 'big, fat teddy bear', with the exception that it was alive, had 6-inch fangs and looked like a sabre-tooth tiger.
'We don't have a selah on the Enterprise, buddy. What about a stuffed animal?' He said into Spock's ear.
'Will it be like selah?'
'Yeah, I suppose, it just won't be alive.'
'Ok.' Jim was giggling on the floor, Christine next to him.
'You'we pwetty.' He said; apparently even at 3 he was a womanizer.
'Jim, no talking up my head nurse!' McCoy barked at him, setting Spock down, kneeling down to his level. 'At least wait a few years for that!' Jim laughed, clapping his hands together, not realising Spock was behind him. A second later, Jim was face down on the floor, Spock barely concealing a smirk (a/n I accidentally wrote spirk there lol) at his, whilst not exactly logical, perfectly executed prank. Bones was trying so hard not to laugh. 'Whilst funny, don't do that again, Spock.' He said, picking Jim up and putting him on his lap. 'You ok, Jimmy?'
'Yeah. Can I have a stuffed Entewpwise, please, if Spock gets a sailow?' Jim said, mispronouncing selah, causing Spock to sigh.
'It is pronounced say-la, not salior.' He huffed, looking down on Jim, who just stuck his tounge out.
'Sure.' Bones said ruffling his hair and getting up to sit at his desk. 'Christine, can I ask you a massive favour and ask that you can look after these two monsters?'
'Sure.' She said, leading them out. When they had gone, Bones lay his head on the desk, exhausted. He'd been looking after the 2 toddlers for nearly 6 hours straight without any rest and he hadn't even done half the paperwork and reports that he was supposed to do when something went wrong. He decided to lay his head on the desk, just for 5 minutes...
5 hours later
Jim placed a finger on his lips and gestured to Spock, who was standing just behind him. Stealthily, like ninjas, they creeped into Bones' office, leaving the door slightly ajar. They looked with interest at his sleeping form, face down on the desk, snoring. After many fails and eventually a foot up from Spock, Jim climbed up on the desk and shouted in Bones' ear:
'WAKE UP BONESY!!!!!' Bones jumped up, startled.
'****!!!!!' He shouted, clapping his hand over his mouth when he realised who was standing next to his face. 'Uh, uh... Never repeat that word!!' He stuttered.
'****!' Jim yelled at the top of his voice. Bones groaned and put a hand over Jim's mouth. He was not pleased and screamed, biting Bones' hand. Hard. He yelled and released Jim, who promptly ran off. He looked at the deep marks, which were starting to bleed, cursing under his breath. Scotty, who was accompanying an injured redshirt, popped his head round the door, holding Jim.
'Lose someone?' He said jokingly, looking at Bones' hand. 'Did this monster do that to you?'
'Yeah.'
'He was running around swearing at the top of his voice. I gave 'im a good clip round the ear.' Scotty said, putting the snivelling Jim down. 'What are we gonna do with them?'
'I don't know Scotty. I don't know.'
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