Jared is eggstraordinary. A surface so soft and smooth, it could satisfy any fingertip. He was Dan's favorite egg. Dan wanted to treat Jared, and decided to take him out for a walk. Dan put Jared in a basket and told Phil he would be right back.
Today was an eggcelent day. The wind blew softly through Dan's brown hair. His skin gleaming in the sun. Suddenly something grabbed Dan's butt. Dan squeaked and he threw his hands up in the air. Jared flew out of the basket, but was caught by a familiar figure. It was Calvin AKA Leafyishere. His smirk showed a sign of satisfaction.
"GIVE JARED BACK!" Dan screamed wanting his favorite egg back.
"Have some fun Danny boy." Calvin said leaning in and placing a kiss on Dan's soft cheek. Disgusted, Dan slapped Calvin and reached for Jared. Calvin leaned back and pulled Jared away.
"Go out with me Howell, and i'll return you stupid egg. " Calvin said raising and eyebrow. Dan shook his head and let out a sigh.
"no." Dan said.
"DON'T TRY ME HOWELL!" leafy yelled getting triggered.
"NO, I don't like you."
"I'LL SMASH YOUR EGG!" Calvin said putting a tighter grip on Jared. Dan was worried for his treasured egg. He knew what needed to be done.
"........fine." Dan said in shame. He really loved Jared and was willing to do anything for him.
" Glad you agreed Danny, see you later at McDonald's baby." Calvin said with a wink and he walked away, and took Jared with him.