The Spoon Fic // phan

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philadelphia has requested to follow you!
you have accepted philadelphia (amazingphil)'s request. They can now see your photos!

philadelphia: hello
dannotdaniel: who is this
philadelphia: baby I'm a nightmare dressed like a day dream <3
dannotdaniel: are you quoting Taylor swift
philadelphia: shit I knew that would turn you off
dannotdaniel: no, it's kind of cute. but I'd really appreciate it if you told me who you were.
philadelphia: hello im Phil
dannotdaniel: and there i thought i was talking to the actual real life Philadelphia.
philadelphia: your sarcasm is not appreciated here
dannotdaniel: are you really from there
philadelphia: no, im a Brit
dannotdaniel: cool same
philadelphia: I have to go, duty calls
dannotdaniel: someone called you?
philadelphia: no I have to shit
dannotdaniel: wait really
philadelphia: yes
dannotdaniel: then take me with you
philadelphia: my phones charging I can't.
dannotdaniel: okay then goodbye Philip.
philadelphia: goodbye Daniel

~~~

sucky
But you know what
I don't care