THINGS THAT PEOPLE SAY THAT I FUCKING HATE #1

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by imtoogayformyowngood

by imtoogayformyowngood

Warning: contains a lot of swearing because yeah

OKAY BITCH LISTEN UP
I fucking hate when my friends that are guys tell me 'yo hoe i know ur gay and shit but im straight so don't hit on me'
OKAY HOLD UP
WHEN DID I EVER HIT ON YOU?
JUST BECAUSE IM GAY DOESNT MEAN I AUTOMATICALLY FIND ALL GUYS BANGABLE YA DIPSHIT
YEAH I KNOW YOU'RE STRAIGHT
not every gay guy loves you get over yourself

I also hate when people ask me "why r u gay lol"
You twat, i'm gay cuz i'd rather fuck a dude than a lady no big deal

I also dESPISEEEEE it when somebody says "why are you so girllyyy haaaaaaa gurlrlrlrlenkoanokslw!!1!1!11!1!1!!1"
Okay yeah i'll admit it i'm girly as fuck buT NO NEED TO ASK ME WHY
NOT EVEN I KNOW WHY
WHY AM I GIRLY HELP
WHY DON'T I KNOW
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE

and i hate it when people say "metal is just screaming!1!1!!11!1!"
Okay yeah some metal is buT YA GOTTA LISTEN TO THE RIGHT METAL BRO
LISTEN TO METALLICA
C'MON