Rants Of A Nigerian Girl

Author's note

Oh.....hi there.

I see you decided to pay me a visit.....I wasn't expecting company (she totally was). Anyway thank you for coming to take a look at the inner workings of my mind (she's crazy.....you better leave while you can). Please by all means ignore the comments in the brackets the voices tend to try and make me look bad (she does that with out our help) *roles eyes*. Sooo anyway I'm happy you stopped by, I want you to be comfortable if you're going to stay for awhile or visit a lot.

I'm going to set some ground rules
1. If you don't like the way I...express myself then please you are free to leave

2. If you don't agree with my opinion keep it yourself okay. My opinion is mine, your opinion is yours let's not clash heads because we don't agree with each other.

3. If you're an asshole please leave now, cause I don't take kindly to ass wholes

4. I'm going to talk about some sensitive topics and if you feel you're not comfortable with some of them then by all means skip it...okay

5. If I ever make a mistake on anything, anything at all, corrections are welcome but please don't be an ass about it okay

6. I will use some slang from Nigeria that you may not understand but do not fret I will explain what it means down the road.

7. This is a friendly environment okay.....so please if you have a stick shoved up your rear end don't ruin other people's mood. You leave and don't let the door hit you on your way out so the stick doesn't go up further

8. I'm vulgar. Deal with it

9. I refer back to 3. I'm really serious about this if you are an asshole or a troll or in Any way shape or form a douche bag...I will drag you............got that.

So now that we know the rules you are free to explore as you wish. Enjoy your stay and drop a comment if you feel like it. Okay (Don't say we didn't warn you)

-Flower

Ps- I'm not much of a writer so bear with me.