I woke up with a pounding headache. The room was still blury and spinning. I felt my forehead. There was a mountain of a bump there. As the room began to focus I realized it was the town hall. Chief Vatugatha the third (He is a man) sat on the stone chair we stole for him last month. Around him sat all the town elders and my wife.
"You are a filth cannibal swane" the cheif said in a booming voice. "You ate Kay, your best friend and friend to all."
"To be fair" I said "he was already dead"
"That doesn't matter you still ate him you imbisal."
"Prove it" I challenged back.
"Do you take me for a fool" he yelled.
"Yes mam" I said with the straightest face I could muster.
The chief's face turned purple with rage.
"I have a eye witness" the chief spat angerly.
Then Ug came forward and I realized he had betrayed me. After the chief and I calmed down. The elders and my wife voted on my fate. Either banishment or death by the gallows. They cast votes and the decision came down to my wife. She cast her vote and the balets were counted. It was 6 for death and 7 for banishment. The chief mounded his horse and dragged me from the town. About 100 miles later Chief Vatugatha cut my bonds and galloped back to town.
