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Adelaide
Aaron
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"Hello and welcome to lonely line, Adelaide speaking how may I assist?"

"Riceball"

"Oh hey goat, long time no hear."

"I think the phrase is long time no see."

"Yeah but I've never seen you so it makes sense to say long time no hear."

"Okay, how's Tyler?"

"Tyler? Oh Tyler..."

"Wait, how do you know Tyler?"

"He picked up the phone last week."

"Oh yeah, I was ill. I'm fine now thanks for asking."

"Is he your boyfriend?"

"Tyler, my boyfriend? Oh my god."

"Why are you laughing?"

"..."

"Stop laughing? I'm confused what's so funny?"

"Tyler is my brother... that's incest and I'm not about that life!"

"Oh... Ohhhhhh. Sorry"

"Why do you ask though?"

"U-um no reason?"

"Awww is little goat jealous?"

"Pfft... no."

"Good because we are never going to meet so you better give up on our fantasy relationship now."

"Wow, way to crush my dreams in one sentence."

"I'm very inspirational, I've been told my speeches can move people."

"Yeah move them out of the room."

"Why thank you goat... I need to go now. My boss thinks I'm talking to family and not working so goodbye goat and have a horrible day."

*hangs up*

"Goodbye riceball"

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