Bits and Pieces//Harley and Joker

Let's Play a Game

Hey, loves!! So this oneshot is inspired by an AMAZING video;
https://youtu.be/jTNUmSS8YYM
I found this video on tumblr first and it's this couple cosplaying Joker and Harley playing THE WHISPER CHALLENGE. It's AMAZING, their voices as Harley and Joker are SPOT ON, just everything about this couple is magic. I HIGHLY suggest you watch this video before you read this because you'll understand where I'm getting their dialogue from and their body movements and their 'aroused' behavior at the end of the game as well. This couple has a channel on Youtube: comeonpuddincosplay
and they have 3 videos of the whisper challenge as Harley and Joker PLUS amazing bloopers/outtakes that show their chemistry so well and they're just so funny. PLEASE do yourself a favor and watch their videos, I love them so much and you will not regret it. Comment afterwards what you think of this oneshot and what you think of their whisper challenge videos too!

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"Puddin', let's play a game!" Harley exclaimed, tugging on his hand.

The Joker glanced at her for a moment, then returned his gaze to the television in front of him. The news was on and reporters were talking about Penguin's latest attack in Gotham, along with The Riddler's heist up next.

The King and Queen of Gotham had a 'day off' from their deals, their heists, their daily routine. Now they were relaxing in the spacious living room, lounging on the couch. Harley had her legs on top of his as she leaned against the arm of the couch, Joker's legs sprawled out underneath hers, a glass of ice cold grape soda in his hand. They were both in basically, their pajamas. Harley wearing a pair of pink slippers, soft pajama pants and a red short-sleeved shirt and wearing her pony tails loose. The Joker wore plain black sweatpants and a dark green t-shirt.

"I don't like your games, Harley." He grumbled, never letting his eyes leave the screen.

"Well, this is a new game. It's super fun. Come on, we've got nothing better to do!"

She was bored and had just finished her latest romance novel. But the Joker, having his day off, had been either locked up in his office doing God knows what and now he had just sat down to watch what was on the news. She sat up from her lounging position, crossing her legs in front of her and making her best pouty face with puppy dog eyes to get his attention.

"Actually, I do have something better to do." The Joker sarcastically gestured to the television now showing a warehouse blowing up in flames on 49th street along with Penguin's face on the screen.

Harley whined and tugged at ring covered hand, "Please, Mr. J."

God, she's such a child.
The last thing he wanted to do was play a game with her. It would be a waste of time. He kept gazing intently at the T.V, trying to ignore her. But Harley crawled over to him on the couch and whispered in his ear,
"I'm bored. Play with me!"

Fuck.

The Joker grunted, giving up on ignoring her, and decided to just play that stupid game of hers. He quickly flicked off the T.V with the remote and gave her the desired attention that she wanted. Whenever Harley said that, he couldn't resist.

"What kind of game?" He asked, raising his eyebrows at her.

Harley grinned and got up from the couch and quickly ran upstairs to their bedroom, retrieving a pair of headphones and her phone. She skipped back downstairs and plopped herself on the carpet in front of the couch he was sitting on and criss-crossed her legs like a toddler, and gestured for him to do the same. Oh, he was going to like this game.

"Okay. So we take turns," She started to explain as he settled on to the white bearskin rug, criss-crossing his legs in front of her. "Let's say I go first. I'll put my headphones on and turn up the music really loud so I can't hear you. Then you have to say a phrase or a word and I'm going to try to read your lips and guess what you're saying. Ready?" Harley explained and the Joker nodded in response, a bit baffled by the directions. He understood it but he had never heard of it before. A game that doesn't involve killing? Manipulating? No tricks? No jokes? He shrugged and put the earbuds in and turned the music up.