The Town of Forest Shadow

Transcript 2: Elementary

N/A: There are stories. Stories about you, stories about me, and stories about them. There are many stories. This is FSRB.

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N/A: Welcome listeners, now, to today's news broadcast. A few years ago, there was a security breach at the Name Foundation, which we never really had the time to fix, is now being fixed. 8th graders at Willow Lake Middle School had written books about how time takes us on an endless march to our death, Soul Stone Circles, and Astronomy. They are currently sharing their books with 3rd graders at Luciel Elementary. Luciel Elementary has quite the history of Soul Stone Circle use,and wish to once again be educating their students on the magic of soul stones. Soul stones are often used to summon the dead and for seances. Seance school had become so popular, that they began to just mix the two curriculums together and throw all the kids into one big school. And now, the weekly horoscopes.

Female Voice: Aries: Read a book. No, not that book. Not that one either. No, that one. You can't see me pointing but I am!

Pieces: You are allergic to the color orange.

Toro: Wear a blue and chartreuse jacket this Thursday.

Orchid: It's best to learn unmodified Grankios.

Klarkious: Grow mushrooms in the corner. They will come in handy later.

This has been the weekly horoscopes.

N/A: Now, back to the news. I am here at Luciel Elementary where the 8th graders are reading their books to the younger students. One child, Jeff, wrote a book about Soul Stone Fires. Soul Stone Fires are traditional fires that take place during the Day of the Green Moon. The Day of the Green Moon is no longer celebrated. In other news, The Worshipping Mountain has been destroyed, and there will be a new worshipping place built and it will be finished in a few months time. This week's god is Dream Kardashian, as to make more people aware that the Kardashians cannot give children normal or proper names. And now, a word from our sponsor.

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N/A: This has been a word from our sponsor. Back at Luciel Elementary, uh, one student decided to demonstrate a soul stone circle seance. This attracted many spirits, such as Jennifer, Titania, and Kanye West. Kanye West, who went missing three months ago, has now been presumed dead. The school has now been declared haunted and will be turned into an exorcist school. This town has had a shortage of exorcists since the skeleton war. The skeleton war was a time of when skeletons tried to reign the Earth. Tumblr user "my-only-friend-is-me," has shown support for the skeletons, therefore, has been re-educated. The skeleton war is no joke, folks. The skeleton war destroyed many lives. And now, tweets.

Female Voice: Every month we read tweets from our hashtag, "#ForestRadio". Tweet with that hashtag and you may hear your tweet on our broadcast!

N/A: Our first tweet simply says. "Tue-moi," which we all know what that means. Our next one says,"Don't talk about my skeleton war post, I was not re-educated," we also have here a "salad bars shouldn't exist". We've had many of those. "Purple is way better than green," and finally, "I don't like you, [static]." Well, someone is gonna be arrested. We all know that green is five hundred times better than purple.

Female Voice: This has been Forest Radio Tweets.

N/A: So, uh, this broadcast is being cut short. I'm not sure why, but, uh, Station Management is not very happy that only one person has been taking their cupcakes, which they gave to us as a "nice" gift. This station will be down until further notice, so, uh, good evening, listen-

Female Voice: This radio station has been shut down. This radio station has been shut down until further notice. This is FSRB. This radio station has been shut down. This radio station has been shut down until further noti-