"Mayor Oreo!!" shouted the familiar voice of a certain bird. The mayor, who was just mentioned if you didn't bother to read the first sentence, turned towards the bird (who, apparently, was named Chip), resisting the urge to whack him with her net. Seeing as she probably wasn't gonna say anything first, he let himself blurt out instead.
"i see you got a {insert item that I ACTUALLY WANT TO HECKING USE}, how bout we trade, ehhhh????~"
when given only a raised eyebrow for a response, he cleared his throat and posed as...openly as he could.
"of course, how could you resist???~ you must be interested in what i have for you, so i'll get on with the details...
how would you like to trade what you have, with my one of a kind.....Chip enhanced......CARDBOARD BOX?!"
after a long period of silence, she reached up to her mask and pulled it downward with her finger, inhaling for what seemed to be forever. every moment made him get more and more hopeful, until....
"get lost."
"yeah i thought you might say that-" and with that, Chip quickly walked off, sweating like a pig with anxiety in a haunted house.
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i really gotta find other ways to spend my time, oh my god...
YOU ARE READING
story practice?????
De Todook so this is just gonna be filled with a bunch of random crap i think up. some might be made up on the spot and some may be taken out of a legit journal. who knows? all i know is there will probably be fanfictions when i'm feeling lovey-dovey so be...
