Curse You Cupid

AP Calcu... WHAT???

Looking back at all the years I've lived to the day and exact time I am I can't say I ever really understood the concept of a "Bimbo". Not until a few minutes ago anyways, when my world crumbled the minute I stepped out of my house and waved goodbye to my bed stepping into the realm of utter darkness and contempt- school.

Tis' bittersweet to part my love but I must go enjoy the gruesome torture of AP Calculus.

Anyways, as I was saying, I was leaning against my locker waiting for Abi and Vie to show up. Actually, let me make you understand, I was waiting for fifteen minutes! All of fifteen minutes!! Simply because I was told to get my ass out of bed to spill whatever happened in detention yesterday by the very same tardy gals I was waiting for. The very same gals who knew very well that I have an extremely low tolerance for tardiness and I'm excessively impatient.

However, waiting was not as wonderful as....

Well....

It just wasn't.

I was first hand witness to Ms. Resident Bitch Face, Charlie, practically throwing herself on Jerkinstein. You see, Charlie was the hair twirling, lip popping, face sucking, skanky clothes wearing, Harley Quinn face looking, book avoiding bimbo of our school. Our counselors always said it's never too early to start getting into character for our future professions and Charlie took that advice and ran with it at the speed of light like the stupid bimbo she was. I have a strong feeling she'll make a great hoe one day.

....Someday..

....Real soon.

Indeed, she was the one who made me understand the concept of a "Bimbo".

And that's just what I needed to start my day.

I'm pretty sure that I was gaging loudly at how she flung her hands on his muscular chest running them down to his abs in the way only a true bimbo could. It was honestly sickening and a little funny too. The humor had actually come from the look in Jerkinstein's eyes. He was amused, flirty and surprised all in one.

I'd be surprised too though. How can one girl be so stupid??? It has got to be illegal. How can someone be so oblivious to the fact that the world does not revolve around them? Then again, when I think about it, they seem to make a nice couple- Jerkinstein and Bitch Face. I can already see it.

Before I could say "slap me silly" I was being stared dead in the eyes by some sexy hazel ones.

What? I gotta be honest!

"Daydreaming about me Barbie?" he said slickly. He was trying to seem smart but I think stupid suits him better.

"Go back to hell you hell hound." I said rolling off my locker. He had to have some connection to Hades and the underworld. The more I think about it the more I'm convinced.

"Ouch" he rested his hands where his heart was supposed to be. "That hurt Barbie" he smirked.

"Yea, just as I imagine it hurt when you pushed your way through the earth on your ascent from hell." I replied with a smarty pants smirk pushing myself off my locker walking away.

Before I could make a clean escape, Jerkinstein hopped in front of me and grabbed on to my wrist.

"It didn't." He stared into my eyes.

"Only because you were there with me." his eyes had a shimmer in them. Apparently, his ego was bursting with pride.

"Oh I'm sorry" I yanked my hand from him and placed it dramatically over my heart.

"I think you've mistaken me for Ms. Bitchface" I said looking back into his eyes, the shimmer now gone. Then I walked away like a true salty savage.

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At exactly 10mins to the hour of our first class, I was hauled into the cafeteria by my two best friends. To be honest, I was dying to tell them what had happened earlier between Jerkinstein and I. I mean, I stomped all over his ego like that shit was my doormat.

Don't I deserve a reward or something? Serves him right.

"Spill it Woman!" yelled Abi tugging on my arm so hard as if I held the secret to eternal youth and although I wished I did, I didn't, sadly.

"Fine!! I'll tell you but don't be disappointed. Why is this even a big deal to you guys anyway? It's not like anything happened!"

"Like.... Helloooooo? Earth to Lee! Come in vitch!" Vie said knocking me upside the head dramatically.

"Vitch! What was that for??"

"You were in detention with the hottest guy in school and I'm pretty sure the both of you were the only people in detention cause no one would be stupid enough to get a detention on the first day of school. No.. Offense". Her explanation kinda did make sense. Ish.

"But it's not like I got a thing for the guy!" I threw my hands up in my defense to let out some emotion that was pumping inside me.

By the time I was done explaining myself, I was taken aback by the darting stares I was getting from my best friends.

"Ain't nobody asked you that vitch. Could you just tell us! Or I swear by the powers of vodka I will ask him myself!" Abi threatened.

"Fine." I sulked.

"We came to a truce. I agreed to forgive him if he got me out of detention early without getting me into trouble." I said scratching my neck back unsure of what they would say deliberately leaving out the part about him calling me Barbie.

"And?" they said in unison waiting for some more gist.

"And what?"

"That's it?"

"That's it".

Then they exchanged glances and I was quite unsure of what was going on.

"Have we taught you nothing?" vie sighed in disappointment.

After the whole speech of how disappointed they were in me, it was time for AP calculus. When I got to the door, my stomach sank. Since I was the last one to get in to class there was only one seat left as everyone had already chosen their seats.

It was him. Sitting there. In the corner in his tight muscle shirt smirking at me and nodding to the empty chair that was beside him.

"Well, how nice of you to join us Ms. Tyler. Now could you kindly take a seat?" said Mr. Lyam.

I smiled tightly walking towards the seat with my chocolate brown hair hanging around my face.

This should be fun.

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