My Malicious Fujoshi!(BNHA Boys X Fujoshi!Reader!)

Date?!

Bakugou's POV

Morning as usual, these brats keep on making noises. Why can't they shut up for a hour?! Here I am, half-asleep with my heads down on the godamn desk. I am pretending to be asleep just to hear Y/N's voice-NO NO NO I AM JUST CURIOUS URGH FUCK THIS SHIT!

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE HAS ALL QUIRKS FROM UNIVERSE! WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THAT?! I CAN HEAR THEM SHOUTING AND SQUEALING BECAUSE OF HER AWESOME QUIRKS!

"And the last quirk I am going to show you is Cupid's Arrow!"is she planning something? What the fuck is Cupid's Arrow? She explained what the fuck is cupid's arrow and how to fucking use it.

"Then! I will think of myself!"she said happily. Wait what? (he misunderstood it. It was supposed to be Todoroki)

"And I will make Midoriya fall in love with me!"why that fucking nerd?! I stopped pretending and shoved the pebble away and the arrow hit me.

Your POV

We all know that Todoroki and Bakugou are mortal enemies. We all know that we are doomed. Your classmates began praying like a Buddhist and you are fangirling. "OMG NEW SHIP! TODOBAKU SHIP YES GONNA START SAILING THE SHIP!"you squealed. "Wait, what happened to Midoriya x Todoroki ship?"you thought.

"Y-You half bastard!"the blonde boy's bangs covered his eyes. He is in front of Todoroki who was sweatdropping fast. Bakugou placed his right hand on Todoroki's shoulder. "M-Marry me y-you fucking a-asshole!"he blushed cutely at Todoroki.

"It will be better if it's Y/N!"Todoroki thought. Everyone's face and reactions are priceless. "And here lies my fujoshi's soul"your soul is trying to come out of your mouth. "Y/N?! Are you okay?!"the panicking green haired went to you and tries to catch your soul which it's flying around the classroom.

"Damn it! I should have brought the camera here!"Kirishima regretted that he didn't bring the camera with him.

"Go back to your seats. You wasted precious minutes to study for your stupid acts"said someone. The students look at the board to see their coccon teacher staring at them. When he said that, your fujoshi soul came back to you through your mouth. You clicked your tongue and the moe tsundere is now back to normal mode or you should say-

"WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING?!"the blonde shove Todoroki away but the half kuudere didn't fall. Earlier, the moe Bakugou is hugging Todoroki tight as hell. Now the blonde is showing LITTLE EXPLOSIONS while facing Todoroki. "H-Hey!"all of you tried to calm the walking bomb.

"YOU FUCKFACE BASTARD!"Bakugou almost punch Todoroki with his explosions until Aizawa sensei use his hard bandages(whats that thing called?)to stop the angry Bakugou. "Go back RIGHT NOW"Aizawa-sensei use his quirk and glared at his student who are shivering in fear except you. "I'm gonna add this scene in my Yuri x Yurio doujinshi! "you are screaming internally.

Lunch

"Midoriya"you grabbed his shoulder. " Y-Yes?"Midoriya flinched from your action. You two are standing in the cafeteria and Midoriya got his food already. "Who's that girl?"you pointed at the girl who were smiling at Midoriya, Bakugou and at you creepily earlier. "Oh that's [insert name here] from 1-B! Is there something wrong, Y/N?"he asks you not aware of the girl who is acting weird. "Nothing"you shrugged.

"Why is that girl smiling creepily at us?"your intuition asks. You are about to use your quirk but you remembered that you are not allowed to use your quirk unless you are allowed to. "There is really something weird"you thought and went to your seat.

You sit next to Midoriya and Kaminari. Kaminari keeps on talking about himself and some interesting videos he watched. You are listening to him carefully. When it comes to conversation, this guy is the best option. Kaminari is also an otaku.

"Y/n!"Kaminari said. "Hm?"you replied. "C-Can you go o-on a date with me?"he stuttered while blushing and looking down. The cinammon nerd widened his eyes. The half kuudere is giving chills in the cafeteria. The dangerous tsundere can't stop himself from producing little explosions. The friendly red haired stopped breathing. The dark bird glared at Kaminari. The class president broke his glasses.

"Sure! I don't mind!"you grin widely and your classmates were all shocked. "By the way, can I go to your room?"he asks cheerfully. "Of course, buddy! I can't wait to show you my room!"you said excitedly and you two are squealing together. "Lemon is good for your body and mind~"Kaminari teases you. "Hahahaha stop making jokes like that!"you two made lenny face.

Kirishima, also green minded and knows the meaning of lemon you are talking about, separate you two away. "L-Let me join too!"Midoriya pleaded. "What?"you raise your eyebrow. "Me too!"Todoroki's eyes are gleaming. "No it's-"

"As your class president, i-it's my duty to p-protect my classmate!"Iida shouted as he gulped. "Wait! How did-"
"WHAT THE FUCK?! I WANNA GO TOO!"Bakugou shouted at your ears. "Ask properly godamn it!"you also shouted at his ears. "I-I wanna g-go"Bakugou begged. "Now what should I do with this mess?!"you ask yourself.

"We won't let you get Y/N!"their scary eyes said to Kaminari who is also angry at them.