Hiya Its Niomi!
I am clumsy... just clumsy... I always fall, trip, stumble or whatever you want to call it. I think I fall over on an everyday basis but this trip was way more embarassing than usual. It ended up with me extremely late to class and known as the clutz for the rest of the year... I still hear people behind me calling me that and its a lot of peoples snapchat name for me... pathetic I know...
Anyways so I was late to Spanish which is on the bottom floor of my schools main building. The quickest route was the busiest stair case and I stupidly decided to take that route. Now theres three things you need to know about this story.
1. I had all my folders and files in my arms.
2. I had a massive bag.
3. This staircase was every man for itself.
Now being so late I decided to try to push and shove past people. Sure people would mutter Jerk but they wouldn't be able to fully recognize my face anyway. Right so I am on the last bit of stairs about 10 steps off the ground. Pushing and shoving has worked so far except now everyones slowed down. I was short so I felt useless. So I decided to try to shimmy past some tall guy. I accidently hit him with my bag and tripped over. This is the moment in which he caught me and saved my life and we fell deeply in love.
Nope. That didn't happen. I just fell backwards down the stairs pushing everyone down with me. Everyone knew it was me who slipped. I was the utter clutz. The worst part was a really heavy guy had landed right on top of me and had to nudge my stomach to get up. I failed to get up and had to visit the nurse.... after she was no where to be found I went to spanish to see a very pissed off teacher... yeah.... I got a detention....Bye!
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My Embarassing Life
Non-FictionThink your life is embarassing? Well our lives are so incredibly embarassing we wrote a whole wattpad book about it... thats pretty much how much of a fail we all are... Please Read!