A: Look! There is a dead bird!
B: (Look at the sky) Where?!
A: (Face palm) Lunatic friend!
B: Oh, its on your pants
A: WTF! I didnt mean that!
B: Sorry dude, but your bird now DIE! (Shot As bird)
A: Im girl, anyway! If you couldnt see that!
B: WHAT!!!
A: Are you sure youre okay? I think you should go to hospital
B: I think, I wanna pee
A: Go to He*l dude!
B: With YOU!! (Drag A to he*l)
A: NOO!!! Im burning!!
B: Fuck you! Dont pull my bird!
A: I think its something else! Why you bring your bird anyway?
B: I always bring my bird it was my identity as a boy!
A: So, you are a person with bird?
B: Yeah, and it was between my leg
A: My what?
B: My F***ing LEG!
A: Can you give me another word? Your explanation is make me dizzy!
B: My bird is my lovely dick!
A: Ouch! My eyes!!
B: WTH?!
A: Why we talking about your ****? Youre a boy and Im a girl. Its unusual.
B: Because, I always think that you are my boyfriend
A: Ive told you before! Im a GIRL! G-I-R-L!!!
B: Before that!
A: Ugh! Anyway, where is this?
B: In hell I think
A: Oh, I forgot. I think we may see a Hellhound
B: whats that?! Dont you think it was the dead bird?
A: Hey! Can we meet that dead bird here?
B: We must! Because we are in the Hell!
A: So, this is Hell. Lots of fire. Is there is an AC here? Its hot
B: Oh, I have one! Hereopen my pants and take the AC from my underwear
A: You want me to do that?! Here?!
B: Give me your beautiful bl** j*b, baby!
A: What?! Why me?
B: Because, only you, girl in hell
A: Why there are many censor?!
B: Because you worth it?
A: Lets get out of this hell!
B: You cant, my leg is gone and you have a bird
A: How could it happen?
B: You dont want that bird? I think god must love bird in between your leg
A: What?! What do you mean? Why you could think I want that bird?!
B: You good at bl** j*b right, then you think that in your deep heart you want a bird just for yourself
A: How could I do that if Im girl and I have my own bird, HAH?!
B: Suck yourself
A: HOW? YOU STUPID!
B: Thank you, babe. My parents say that to me too. You must really love me
A: Let get uotta this Hell! Its make your brain broke!
B: Yeah! A-and you know your bird, its bigger. And know you have birds
A: I HAVENT A BIRD, OK?!
B: Oh, I feel something!
A: WHAT?
B: We are already in my home!
A: How we move so fast?! Or or
B: I think god hate you. You kill the bird, dont you?!
A: I just saw it, no killed it!
B: Well, whatever I wanna sleep. In hell.
A: Aaa your home is hell, right?
B: I dont know I thought my home is heaven. With many birds
A: -_- many birds?!
B: literally -_-
A: like casuari/penguin?!
B: they are bird? I think they was felix familia
A: Its same. Different?
B: Bird is bird
A: And felix is felix
B: Yeah, and dick is pe***
A: You burn my eyes again!!
B: Pervert
A: you are bas****
B:
A: Lets end this convo.
B:
