Dead Meme- An Adam Montague Fanfiction

Dead Meme Chapter One: Reshrektions

(There's lots of references to be found here. So yeah. Go for it. Also, my Instagram and Twitter are 8Bit_Ramen and my YouTube user is 8-Bit Ramen.)

"What's up guys? My name's Adam! And this just so happens to be my first YouTube video!"

Adam sat at his computer. He had been doing YouTube for a year now, but watching the young man on the screen made it feel like decades. The younger Adam went on with mad bants about new years and acting. Of course, when you're too pathetic to be someone successful, you become a YouTuber, Adam thought. He stared at the screen, unsure of what would happen next.

The man cringed at his old shelf, which had minecraft and pokemon toys all over it in the video, as well as a fake Oscar, which were now replaced with a picture of Harry Styles. Back then, Adam assumed he would get subscribers quick. This wasn't false, as it had been a year and he already had about 1,000 subs. Older Adam cringed at the herpes looking acne, triangular nose and Bert and Ernie eyebrows of younger Adam. Then, Adam was so optimistic, that was however, before he became a furry.

Chad- Adam, turned back to the screen; "I'm gonna try to post once a week, maybe more!" Said young Adam. Current Adam loled at the thought. He looked at his life. He felt kinda good, but was still rolling in crap. He didn't even have the Toyota anymore, and he broke his last camera. He looked twelve in his old videos, and now he looks like he's on the sex offender list. He actually could have been for all he knew! The only thing he went out of his way to keep together, was his clothes. He would NOT have them torn. He unmuted the television, which was playing "Sixteen Year Old Mom", as he thought about what he should do for his next video. He thought about doing some pranks- 'social experiments' as a joke. "Nope. Dead meme.." Adam thought. Then again, so was he. "Even then, a who would he kiss for the prank?" He thought. "What? Why did I jump to conclusions so fast? I never said anything about a kissing prank!" He dabbed it off and walked over to get a blunt before the flashbacks of Uncle Roscoe beating him started to flood back. He pushed aside the tea to get to the good kush. "Maybe Leafy is still relevant? No. Not at the moment." He grabbed some Mountain Dew, and sat back onto the couch.

He thought about killing himself, but couldn't find a knife, and didn't want to try the spoon again. He played some MLP Dating Sim before heading to bed. Adam couldn't sleep. He wanted to think about something happy, and imagined his fursona. It was an emo boy fox named Shadow Stalker 23, or Chad for short. Adam had many phases, such as his emo phase from when he saw that Adam Sandler movie, but the Furry Fandom stuck. As he finally felt himself go to sleep, he heard his window open. Scared, he looked up, unknowing of what may be lurking in the dark.

"We've been exshrekting you..."

(So that was the end of chapter 1! It would have been longer but I already delayed this enough and decided to get it out. See ya!)