Dead Meme- An Adam Montague Fanfiction

Chapter 2: Unsafe Shrex...

(Hey. Part two. Sorry that this one's rather dirty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hue)

"We've been exshrekting you..."

The voice made Adam freeze. It was deep, slightly foreign, but hot. There was only one voice that fit that description.

"Daddy?"

Adam looked up at Shrek. Papa always seemed to impress him with his gigantic bulge. "Aye, Adam," Shrek greeted. Adam was frightened at the power, he was finally tired and didn't feel like exchanging meat. "Why are you here papa?" The boy asked. The ogre was too busy shreking him out. "You know why."

Adam knew the drill and stuck out his ass, making twerking motions as we waited for Shrek to slip it in. To his surprise, Shrek took his time.

Shrek positioned his larger head (;D) at the entrance of Adam's pillion. He slowly pushed in. With a mighty roar, Shrek was able to get his head into the hole. Pushing in, further and further. Soon, it was all in, and Adam looked like he was ready to cry. Fully ershrekt, the Ogre's member was a lot bigger than Adam had remembered...

Back and forth, a sweet slosh of green meat was going throughout a hole that was too tight, and it felt amazing. And the moaning of the two was loud enough to be heard by the neighbors. Shrek was getting ready to fill Adam's cheeks with his love.

Once done, Shrek pulled out of Adam with a glorious *thwop*, and cradled the boy until he fell back to sleep.

*The morning after*

Adam woke up to dirty sheets, with his trunks half down, and a blanket covering his waist. He looked ogre, to see the window open, Shrek made his escape, and it would be a while before he was seen again. He was the onion king himself, and was a busy man, but still. Adam wanted more. He decided to do something only productive people do, and went for a walk, until suddenly, he felt nauseous, This went on for a while, soon, other symptoms started flooding in, he found himself often having to use the restroom, and at some point just needed to sit. But he couldn't dab this off, and went home. He switched to his sick fedora, and went to the nearest doctor.

*An hour later*

Because he was broke, Adam had to trade the doctor for sex, and was brought in quickly. The doctor did some tests, until he made the final decision.

"It's odd, and I've never seen anything like it, but you're pregnant." Adam was shocked. "How could this happen?"

"Sir, calm down. Who is the last person you did the deed with, other than me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"Well... Shrek."

"That explains it." The doctor explained that certain people have special seed that gets anyone pregnant. Gods such as Harambe, Nick Cage, and many others. All Adam wanted to do was punch Shrek out of this world. But he only had one real thought, Shrek had abandoned him.

Their relationship, was ogre.

(To be continued? IDK)