RWBY watches Hellsing Ultimate (On Hiatus)

Chapter one: Episode one

Team RWBY prepared some food and drink and then played the first episode. The episode starts off with close up profile view of what looked to be a long haired mummified corpse in a strait jacket in a dungeon. All four of the girls tensed up at the sight of it, curious on what happening "What the hell have we gotten ourselves into?" Weiss fearfully thought since she was the most disturbed by the sight, and then the scene changes to a man with what looked to be with his body guard walking through the halls, calling out for some one.

Richard Hellsing: Where are you? Where are you, my lovely little niece, my pretty niece, my budding little fraulein?

The man disturbed team RWBY, he disturbed them because they way he said it, the way he described, that tone he used... that was the tone of a monster, the tone of a man who would willingly kill people, just so he could get what he wanted, similar to that of Adam Taurus. "You okay Blake?" Ruby asked her Faunus team mate who had this territorial death glare at the screen. As the episode continued it cut to a little girl who had creamy brown skin, with long blonde hair that almost looked white, her eyes were a beautiful shade of blue, and it appeared that she wears glasses.

Richard Hellsing: Miss Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, the grand successor to the Hellsing organization, my poor little lost Integra. I wish I could help you understand; twenty years, twenty years I have waited for my brother, your father to die, and mere hours before his death he chooses you to succeed him as head of the family. This insult to me I cannot accept, I will not accept, what an unforgivable act of betrayal *cocks gun* Hellsing is mine!

Hearing those words disgusted and angered all of them, but RWB had to hold down Yang because her semblance is triggered as due to how much she was PISSED THE FUCK OFF! "YOU SOCIOPATHIC FUCK, YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO FUCKING KILL YOUR GOD DAMN NIECE, JUST BE-FUCKING-CAUSE SHE'S BEEN MADE THE MOTHER FUCKING HEAD OF THE FAMILY OF ALL THE SHIT TO GET TRIGGER HAPPY ABOUT IT'S FUCKING THIS! GRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" after a while Yang finally took a chill pill and calmed the calamity that is her mammary glands (breasts/boobs) and with the exception of a few cuts and bruises on RWB's behalf everyone was fine. After the man's rant about his niece being head of the family the scene cut to the same girl they saw before running in fear with what the team realises is her father's voice playing in the background and that the girl running was Integra.

Integra's father: Integra, if the time should ever come, when all other hope is lost, if you should find yourself surrounded with your enemies closing in, go to the last cell of the deepest dungeon estate; there lies one of the Hellsing family's darkest secrets ... it will be the instrument of your salvation.

"RUN INTEGRA RUN!" Ruby shouted at the television. "COME ON INTEGRA YOU CAN DO IT!" cheered Yang. The scene then cuts to Integra opening the cell door, and widening her eyes, she found the corpse from the first scene, sitting in the cell. Everyone was in disbelief "THAT LYING PIECE OF SHIT!" Ruby screamed, shocking her team mates, because of the fact that a sweet innocent little girl like Ruby would say such a thing. "What?" "Ruby... you... swore." Yang said as gasped at her little sister causing RWB to face palm.

Young Integra: How can this corpse be my salvation?

"THAT'S WHAT WE SAID!" team RWBY shouted in unison. Suddenly they saw Integra's uncle point his gun and chuckle.

Richard Hellsing: There you are my fraulien.

Richard's gun fired, the bullet from the hit Integra's right arm, spraying a lot of blood onto the corpse. WBY were in shock and lost hope, but Ruby realised something "Wait a minute, that corpse isn't really a corpse, and her blood might reveal what it actually is." Ruby's glare intensified in anticipation.