"They are here!" Yells the donkey to the old chap with the new cap. "Well shall yar be eating that mustard eh?!" Said the old frumpy man from the roof. "Yes sir, I sure did feed them, the pigs had a little extra cause the bag of feed was practically empty" said the chap. "Yar! That be fine lad, make em fatter it will haha!"said the old man.
A young lady walks in the barn. Ripped tight blue jeans, tony lommas, and a black label tank top that was skin tight. She walked up to the chap and said "Dinners ready if you care to stay for it." He just stared at her not knowing she said anything. "Hello?" The chap snaps back to reality "Oh yes, I'd love to stay if it's ok with you father." The old man looks down "That's fine if you stay lad, it will give my daughter someone to talk to." Oh great!" Come with me, she says to the chap. "It's so nice your staying, you have a name?" She says with a wink. "Yes, it's *****." The chap says smiling. "Oh what a cute name. It suits you." She says letting her hair down out of her messy pig tails.
They walk inside the old house, the kitchen empty. "I thought you said dinner was ready?" The chap says. "Oh ya, I just wanted you in here so we could get some time alone for awhile you know ?" She says shutting the door. She gets closer, puts her arms around him feeling his muscles. "You sure are right to the point haha" he says. "Sure am." She says. They kiss and lay on the couch and she gets closer and whispers "your on MTVs punked!"
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A good hat ? Yes please !
RomanceA good short story about a young bird with a third degree burn on his neck, and a girl who wants love and some milk.
