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Okay.... Well....

Some people have been asking for some advice...so.... Here you go!

Step one: when writing a story, never start out with a cheesy first sentence!

Don't start with the following

🔆 "*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* I woke up to my alarm clock Going off at its usual time, "dumb alarm clock..." I grumbled.

NO NO NO!!! EVERYONE HAS SEEN THIS BEFORE!! KNOCK IT OFF, GET OVER IT!! EVERYONE HAS TO WAKE UP SOMETIME!!!!

🔆 "Hi, my name is-" NOPE. "This is my-" NOPE. "That's my-" NOPE.

ALL DONE BEFORE!!

🔆 I didn't know where I was going I just have to get out of- NO ONE CARES!!!

Okay that was kinda harsh... But again ITS BEEN OVER USED!!!

Step 2: Topics

Always make sure you have a good idea.

🍪 it CANT be about you and a vampire dating who suddenly tells you he's a werewolf but also a vampire, who is now your soul mate and the school jack OMG!!! XDDDD

NO ONE FREAKIN CARES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🍪if you're making a fan fiction... Make sure you know where it's going,.. That's what I do every now and then, if one thing happens I will turn it into something different and it never seems to end.

THATS MY PROBLEM YOU PEOPLE DONT NEED!!!

Step 3: genre

Always make sure you know what type of story you're going to make.

💎 if it's gonna be a romance...

MAKE SURE IT DOESNT TURN INTO A FREAKING CRAPPY $ex SCENE BOOK THING!!! NO ONE LIKES THEM!!!

💎 if it's gonna be action

Don't make the whole thing a romance book!! You can add hints here and there but DONT LET THE LOVE TAKE OVER EVERYONE HATES WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!!

💎 if it's gonna be horror...

-.- really, please make sure that if your character is going around the house or something... Don't make them say, "h-hello...?" ITS NOT LIKE THE KILLERS GONNA BE LIKE, "YO! I'm in the kitchen makin a sandwich, you want one!?" Like really...

Step 4: characters

Oh my god....there are so many ways to tick people off with them,

🌀 don't make you're character perfect in every which way.

No one likes preppy people or jocks anymore...

🌀 don't make them a terrible self hating EMO person.

What I mean is.... Don't take this the wrong way, but don't make them cut/ have suicidal thoughts/ burn themselves. NONE OF IT!!! There are. A lot of stories like that.

Yes broken and healed is one like that but you know what I'm getting at!!

🌀 don't make your character a...

HALF WEREWOLF HALF VAMPIRE HALF HUMAN HALF DRAGON HALF SORCERESS, HALF EVERYTHING.

-.- really. Only TWO halves make a whole....

🌀 again... Don't overuse the werewolf vampire things....

Too many vampire/werewolf/demon/one direction stories...

🌀don't make them oblivious to any feelings people.

Lets say some people like this person... Don't make that person not notice anything when someone show up at their door and confesses their love for them. -.-