Yousuf caught up to the invisible boat mobile and caught a ride with it all the way to Rwanda. "To the mermacave" mermaid man yelled "awaaaaaaay". Oh no I came here during the Rwandan genocide help me a tutsi crawled to me a hutu hammerd a chisel through his nostril and looked at yousuf "ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah what are you hutu or tutsi" yousuf being fucking clueless says hutu because it's sounds like litu his pet chode bike. He was getting bare dirty looks by da locals and as he strolled in the bar the door was so rusty yousuf did not have the mandem power to open it but with a jolt of strong movement yousuf broke the door clean off its it's hinges and it left yousuf falling flat on his face. He walked up to the bar as nothing had just happen and asked for a double martini shaken not stired. The black bar owner just laughed and so did the rest of them "you" the bartender said "you are not one of us are you"
"No " yousuf replied
"Well we don't do white people drinks we only do rusty tap water and muddy water with animal piss."
"Well il have some animal piss please"
"That will be 64 rupees."
As he was downing the succulent piss a smash went on a table near him yousuf knew that sound too well it was okonkwo yousuf tried leaving quietly but he heard okonkwo say" where you goin you half caste son of a bitch."
