You-High

The dreadful date

   Throughout the whole school day, I couldn't believe that I agreed on going on a 'date' with Eliza. I didn't even like her! It wasn't until the day that I realized how crazy she was. "Come on baaaaby! We're going to miss the mooovie!" She whines over the phone. I sigh annoyed. "I'm coming Eliza, don't worry." I grumble throwing on my 'I ain't afraid of no ghost' shirt, pretty ironic seeing as we're going to see ghost busters. I sigh trudging downstairs. "Father, I need you to pick up a girl for me and take us to the mall...." I mutter. "A girl??" Father asks, eyes wide, and a grin on his lips. "By this point I thought you were gay!" I chuckle. "Shut up dad." He grins wider and mocks being surprised. "What! Fourteen years and you haven't had one girl over!" He chuckles. I playfully punch his arm. "Come on, we're going to miss the movie." Not that I would mind, but that would mean Max and Jill would have to put up with Eliza, and they would hate me for that. Father grabs the keys and I rush to the car, he follows after and sits in the driver's seat. "So, who's this lucky girl?" Father asks putting the keys in the ignition. "Eh, Eliza Pancakes." Father stops moving and look to me wide eyed. "Pft, I know, funny last name right?" I grin looking out the window. "Y-yeah...that's why..." He mutters and starts to drive. I told him the address and he nods driving quickly to her house. I hop out and knock on her door. She happily pops out wearing a dress right above her knees. "Oh dilly! You naughty boy! Stop staring at me like that!" She giggles. I blush out of embarrassment, but of course she took it the wrong way and grabbed my hand tightly walking to my car. The two of us sit in the back, she still has the grasp on my hand. "So, you must be Eliza." My dad puts on a smile, which oddly looks fake. "Yes sir!: She giggles. I hate that giggle. I force a scowl back and smile instead. "You're very lucky to be dating my son." He smiles. I laugh at his improperness, and Eliza looks to me. "You're laugh is very sexy dilly." I literally just swallowed throw up. It was my dad's turn to laugh, he must have seen my face. "He has his dad's laugh." Father smiles. "He means my other dad." I whisper to Eliza. Eliza nods with a smile. The rest of the ride was pretty quiet, thankfully, but I would take Eliza's flirting over holding my hand, I think I have a bruise now. Father parks to let us out. "By kids! Don't have to much fun~!" Father chuckled waving. "Trust me, we won't." I mutter hopping out of the car after Eliza. I could hear Fathers howling laugh as he drove off. We met Max and Jill at the ticket booth, and they handed us the two tickets they bought for us. "You're paying next time mate." Max mutters punching my shoulder, and I laugh shaking my head. The four of us walked into the movie theater, gave the man our tickets, and the rushed to catch the movie. We made it just in time, and we didn't catch any previews at all, which made me happy. Jill happily cuddled up next to max, her cup holder was up. Max smiling happily having his arm around her. Eliza looks to me. "Babe." She grouns. I sigh. "What Eliza?" I asked annoyed. "Aren't you going to cuddle me?" She asks sadly. "Stop talking, the movies started." Jill whines throwing popcorn at me. I grin watching the movie silently. ELiza got fed up with my 'bullshit' so she angrily grabbed my hand. "Babe, we're going." She growls. "No Eliza, just because I won't cuddle you, doesn't mean we have to leave." I mutter angrily. "B-But Max and J-" I put my finger over her mouth to shoosh her. I slowly, but surely, wrapped my arm over her shoulder and she smiles lifting the cup holder to lean into my touch. This was the worst first date ever.

   Nothing made me happier than seeing the credits at the end of the movie. I shot out of my seat, and left the three to follow me behind. I waited outside the room, Eliza looked pissed, and the other two looked like they were holding back giggles, their hand intertwined with each other. I grin. "I see the two of you had fun." Max smirks while Jil giggles and the two of them stare into eachothers eyes. "Dillion Michael Howell-Lester! I did not have fun at all! You suck! I HATE you! I want to break up!" She growls. "We never were together!" I laugh. "Fuck you!" She grabs her cup that was filled with coke, and dumps it on my head. I shriek as she struts off. Max laughs, and Jill is trying to hold back her laugh. I turn Eliza's way and growl, sticking up my middle finger in the process. "What makes it funny is this is his first date." Jill grins, and Max laughs louder. "I'll get my dad to pick us up." Jill grins, still keeping the laughs in, very successfully may I add.  I grown and take off my shirt, hating wearing wet things. "Ooooh, Mr. zero pack, lookin' very handsome there." Max winks and grins. I chuckle. "Excuse me, are you really cheating on my on the first date?" Jill fake sniffs. "I'm sorry babe, but I'm in love with Dil." Max swoons. "Pft, I'm an independent woman and I don't need no man." I snap my fingers and flip my hair. "Oh well....Will you take me back?" Max asks turning back to Jill. She laughs and shakes her head no, but afterwards she kissed his cheek, so I'm quite confused to what the answer is.  Jill takes out her phone and presses the call button. "Hey daddy," Max's face turned into something of discomfort, "Could you come pick Max and Dillion up? Yeah, Dillion to, his girlfriend," not my girlfriend, I think angrily, "dumped him. Don't laugh dad, that's rude!" Jill huffs and crosses her arms, "Yes sir, he goes home right away. Thank's dad! Love you~!" Jill smiles happily and hangs up. "He'll be here in five." Jill smiles pocketing her phone, and grabbing Max's hand, which Max takes happily. I sigh, 'my first date ended terribly, not that I'm complaining....But I kind of wish I could have a girlfriend....Or even a boyfriend...' I think and I sigh. The two look to me. "Hey, Dil, why don't you come over to my house tonight, you look like you need it." Max grins. I nod laughing a little. "I'll text my dad." I smile, taking out my phone and opening my dad's contact and shoots him a message saying 'Staying at Max's tonight, got ditched by my date :/' I pocket my phone and follow Jill and Max outside, it wasn't long until uncle PJ drove up. Jill hops up in front and the two of us hop in the back. "Hello Max, nice seeing you again, didn't think you'd have the balls to ask my daughter out....Well...you are Chris' son, so it's not really surprising." PJ sighs, looking back to Max. Max chuckles. "I'm sure I can take great care of your daughter Mr. Liguori." There was a quick glare in PJ's eyes, before he covers it up. "You better, Max." He mutters under his breath. Jill sighs, "Dad, he's fine, he didn't even try anything in the movie theater." Jill mutters. PJ chuckles, "well, that's a surprise, knowing his dad. You should ask him about our first date." PJ grins. "Ew!! You dated Mr. Kendall?!" Jill shrieks, while Max has a disgusted face. "Ew." he mutters. I had to try my best to cover my snickers with my hand. The rest of the car ride went by silently, minus the random comments, and random jokes, uncle PJ mostly spoke about him and Chris' past, why did they even break up, I accidentally asked myself, now I'm curious. "You look like you're in thought, Dil, what's up?" uncle PJ asks. I shrug, "Just thinking about why you and Mr. Chris broke up?" I ask looking at his eyes. PJ chuckles sadly, "We both wanted children, and we didn't want to adopt, so we split up." PJ shrugs sadly. "That's so sad dad!" Jill whimpers. PJ laughs, "well, not really, if I didn't break up with Chris, I would have never fell in love with your mom, and I would have never had you." He winks at Jill and she rolls her eyes and laughs, "Alright dad." Right when the conversation ended, we landed at Max's house. "I'm going to walk Max to the door!" Jill smiles and hops out of the car. I laugh, "Bye uncle PJ, I'll see you later." I smile and hop out of the car, along with Max we rush up to the door, and Jill smiles happily. "Bye Maxxy." Jill smile hopping on her tiptoes and placing a soft kiss on Max's cheek. "B-Bye, babe." He smile and leans down placing a soft kiss on Jill's cheek. "Aaawe, adorable, now let's go in."I mutter playfully. Max laughs, "alright, alright, bye sweetie." He smiles and opens the door. "Bye~!" She smiles and skips back to her dad's car quickly. I chuckle and shake my head no. Mr. Chris walks up to us quickly. "Did PJ drop you two off?" He asks quickly. The two of us nod, and Mr. Chris rushes out the door. "Wonder what that was for...." I mutter looking back to the door. "Dad hasn't seen PJ in years... Probably wanted to speak." Max shrugs, "Now come on, let's go up stairs!" Max smiles rushing up the stairs, and I race after him.