Random Scrap Of LOLZ

Wanta screw?

Me: * taking notes*
Boyfriend: Hey, babe.
Me: *looks backs at him* Yes?
Boyfriend: *holds up a screw* You wanta screw?
Me: *blushes and bursts out laughing*
Teacher: *looks at us with confusion*
Boyfriend: Don't mind her. She's just dying.
Teacher: *continues lesson*