Today my friends and I were all sitting at our lunch table talking about what shows we'd like to visit and what would happen if we got stuck there.
Daddy Ken: Puppy, what would you do if we got stuck in Voltron? *stares at me*
Me: I'd drag you everywhere with me till we found Space Dad! What would you do?
Daddy Ken: I'd befriend everyone and marry you! *smiles*
Me: 0_O
Boyfriend: She's mine *licks hand then bites*
Me: O////O
Daddy Ken: I was joking... kind of.
Boyfriend: *wraps arms around waist* Mine.
Me: *squeaks* Somebody help me...