Peck

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warning.

This book MAY cause unconTROLLable laughter. Just a TROLL-warning.

good luck, and good read.










Shush!

Yelled peck as she poked out her thumb and looked at her easel.
OMG THIS IS JUST OMG!!! Yelled liza and she leaped up from the stone she was posing on to look at the portrait peck had made her. OMG! I have to show Gilberty!!! Liza's eyes got all glazed over like she was having a love daydream. Peck slapped her and told her to get out. She was done with this annoying panda. Liza got mad and slapped back and they started punching eachnother hard. OW OW OWIE!!! Peck screamed and ripped at Liza's fur and Liza bit pecks neck. OH MY GOD Y U MAKE ME SO UGLY YOU STUPID RODENT TURD! Shouted Liza. Greely ran in from his den and pulled them apart. Lifting the angry rabbit by her ears. Bad bunny!Bad panda! Greely said and slapped them both.
Peck and Liza gave each other evil stares. This means war. Suddenly Gilbert ran in and saw Greely holding peck by her ears. NO! He shouted and started beating greely. Liza started crying because she was mad that Gilbert loved peck. Suddenly greely was escaping from Gilbert and landed on top of peck kissing her over and over but Gilbert threw him off and kissed peck too. Peck started crying. Oh no I have to choose! She whimpered.


OMG OMG HOW ABOUT I SLAP ALL OF YOU UGLY STUPID UGLY UGLY DUMB $#8! @#&?  #%&*

Screeched Liza as she slapped them all so hard the flew into space and then their heads exploded.






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If you didn't get it by now this is a troll lmao... XD who even writes like this???

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