One day Wisteriamoon came home from college and flopped on her bed.
"OH MY GOD APARRI TEXTED ME WHAT AM I GONNA DO i LOVE HIM SO MUCH??!?!?!?1?!"
Aparrimytrueloveforever: Hey, let's meet in the park.
Me: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mkay ;)
Aparrimytrueloveforever: See u soon queen swag.
I screamed and jumped around and pulled out my hair. OW! bad idea. I laughed and ran to the park, not even stopping to look at my amazingly perfect outfit. "OMG" I screamed inside my head and nearly tripped over my own feet. "I CAN'T BELIEVE I TRIPPED!" I shouted as Aparri grabbed my hand. "Hey hot mama who i love my beutiful baby" Is the last thing I heard before I blacked out.
I woke up in the hospital and saw Aparri sit by my bed, he pet my hair.
"wh-wh-wh-wh what happend?"
"You fell and I picked you up but then Animaljammer330 shot you because she is madly in love with me."
"OMG YOU CHEATED ON ME YOU DISGUSTING DIRT BAG!"
"IT WAS ONLY ONE KISS!"
"Aww you're right I love you baby."
"I love you too. Let's go get Starbucks, okay?"
"Oh, you mean, where we met?"
"Yeah..."
*timeskip at starbucks*
"Omg Aparri these fraps are so hot!"
"Just like you hot stuff."
"Hehehe"
"I know this is sudden and stuff and even tho I'm like 16 and not even in college will you marry me?*
"OMG LIKE YAS TOTALLY LET'S GO HAVE KIDS!"
*Timeskip to wedding*
"I do"
"I do"
*timeskip to 3 days later*
"OMG I'M PREGO YAYYYYYY*
*timeskip to 10 years later*
I looked at all the babies we had to put up for adoption as I signed the divorce papers and left Aparri to lead a broken hearted life.
THE END.
Honestly guys it's a troll.
who in their right mind even WRITES like this?
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