Sorry for the cringyness🙃
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"Oh look! Its another disgusting human! What a surprise! I want this disgusting thing! All of you, capture this.... baby Human! Ugh, i hate that word.." I said but mumbled the last part. My stupid minions, captured the baby and went back to the castle. I dont really know why i wanted this thing! What was i going to do with it? Whats so special about it? Im sure i looked like a complete idiot saying i wanted to keep a human in front of my minions! Ugh, how embarrassing! Anyway, on our way back, i decided i will keep this Human thing and teach it to be evil like me! Then, the human thing will help me on stealing that wand from the queen! Im so smart! This is perfect!! "Um boss, i think its crying?" Said one of my monsters. "Move you idiot! Lemme see!" I looked at the baby to see it crying. What do i do? Whats wrong with it? Is it dying? "W-what do i do?!" I started to panic. "One of you make this baby stop crying! Now! Its giving me a headache!!" I said putting my hands to my head. "Maybe its hungry! Ill go get some food!" Said lobster claws running thru and pushing everyone. "Hey watch it!" Said one of my other stupid monsters. "What do you mean watch it?! You were in the way!" "Well you-" and there they go again, fighting. "Can you guys stop-" i was cut off by laughing. I didnt hear any crying. The baby was laughing! At my minions getting beat up! The monsters then stopped fighting and the baby started crying. "You idiots! Its crying again! Keep fighting! Hurry up! Imma get a headache again! Hurry up!!" They then started to fight again and the baby started to laugh again.
*Few years later :3*
"Mist come here!" I yelled, waiting for her to come to me. "Yes Ludo?" She asked. "You room is a mess! Did you even ask my monsters to clean it for you?" "Well, i was, but you see, i forgot..." "well next time, dont forget! Now go tell one of my minions to clean it for you! Hurry up now! We need to go get the wand after your room is cleaned!" "Yeah, yeah." She said.
*Mist POV*
Instead of going to ask a minion to clean my room, i stole ludos Dimensional scissors and went to the candy dimension. I looked around and saw everything made of candy. Everything was pink.Disgusting. There was also a candy castle.Thats were the princess is. I needed that wand of hers! I disguised myself by wearing all pink. I felt so disgusted wearing this! Anyway, i snuck into the castle thru the window. The castle was huge, it took a long time to find the princesses room, but i finally found it. It was big. It was disgusting. It was Ugly. It was Horrible. It was pink! Ugh. The princess
Was currently sleeping in her PINK bed. Ew. I looked for her wand and found it a box full of candy. Of course. The wand was pink. Unacceptable!! I didnt even want to touch it! But if course, i did! Once it was in my hand, it transformed into a grey wand with a green star. Its perfect! Its beautiful!
Before anyone saw me,
I jumped out the window and left the dimension. As i was entering ludos castle, i Hid the wand in my boots and normally walked to my room, which was still messy- oh wait, i need to get a minion before ludo finds out my room isnt clean! OR! I could use my wand!!! Nah, bad idea, i need to learn to use it first! I called one of the minion and they cleaned it right away! "MIIIST!" I heard Ludo yelling, i ran to him to see him worried and mad. "Do you have any idea where my Scissors are?!" He said, looking into my blue and red eyes. "Um... no. Actually. I do not know were your scissors are! In fact! I did not take them! If you think i did! The last time i saw them, was in the toilet! You should go check before someone flushes that toilet! Toodles!" I said running off to ludos room setting his scissors on his desk and ran back to my room.
I went to go get something to eat when i saw Buff Frog (Ludos Spy) leave the castle. I was curious so i followed him. We areived at a castle.i hid behind a bush next to buff frog. "Yo buff, were we at tho?" I whispered. "Mist?! What are you doing here?! Does ludo know your here? Did he say you could come?" Buff kept asking many questions, i put my hand over his mouth, and saw a pink carriage. "Please dont send me to St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses!!" A girl with blonde hair said. She then started crying. "Star! We are not sending you there!" Said the king im guessing. "Yet." Said the queen. Hah! Savage mom. So the blondie must be a princess! "Were sending you to a place called eaaarth! So you can learn to use your powers!" Said the king. Powers? She has a wand? The King queen, and blondie went into the carriage. And where on their way to "earth". "Buff, Who are they?" I asked. "Thats the king and queen. The princess has received her wand today! And ludo is on a quest to have it! So, Were gonna steal the wand from star!" "Star.. thats,her name?" "Eh, yeah. I guess."
"Mist! Where were you?! I was looking for you everywhere! I was worried!!" Said ludo running up to me. "Well i was-" "i dont care! Anyway, were gonna go steal the wand from star butterfly!! And your coming with us! Im so exited for you!" Said Ludo jumping up and down. "Im gonna go with you guys to steal her wand?" I asked making sure i heard him right. "Yes! And so happy! Your gonna be so much help!" "Omg! I cant wait lets go!" I said jumping up and down. Ludo opened the portal and me and his minions spawned at a store called "Stop and Slurp". It was night time and the stars shined in the dark sky. "Earth looks so...cool!!" "Ew. Earth is horrible! Nasty! Disgusting! You dont want to be here! But you are! Now lets get that wand!" Ludo said. I saw blondie with a boy. He was...wet. (Thats what she said. Lmao k sorry) "Ludo! What are you doing here?" Said blondie, Aka, Star. "Im here for your wand!" Ludo said. Ludo commands his minions to attack blondie. I really didnt know what to do. So i hid behind a trash can near the store.
After a lot of watching everyone fight,
I fell asleep behind the trash can realizing No one was there. And i dont have any dimensional scissors to go back home! Damn it! It was still dark, so i walked, and walked and stopped at a huge house. Almost like a castle. Is it even a house? I jumped the fence and found a bench near the bushes. I slept on the bench until the sun came up.
