Wilma at the top!
Song for the Chapter: Mark My Words-Justin Bieber
I laughed when Wilma stormed up the stage. She looked so angry I think she could've decapitated me if looks can kill.
Luckily it couldn't.
"Hey Wilma? If you're riding a helicopter, what would you do if you were cold?"
She smirked.
"I'd turn the big fan on the top off. Duh."
I laughed so hard my sides hurt. Jacob looked beyond amused. The audience cheered loudly and I saw some of the jocks cackle. The camera people were trying not to laugh. Their chuckles were stifled.
"Mark my words Angelina, I will get revenge." With that, she flounced off the stage as if she didn't just humiliate herself in front of the entire school and the press.
"Well, now she's out of the way... Angelina, will you be my girlfriend?" Jacob asked hopefully.
I nodded and both of us broke out into a huge grin. He hugged me tightly.
"I'm not doing this for our engagement. I really mean it." He whispered.
Then my heart did a stupid backflip.
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I went online and found many blonde jokes.
"Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. They saw a sign, it said: 'Disneyland Left'. They both started crying and drove home."
"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the clip and throw it back."
I laughed so hard that night and Jacob did too. We joked around about how stupid blondes are. (No offense to blondes here, just Wilma in this case)
"Wilma's a squirrel cause she loves holding nuts."
"Wilma loves soccer because when she is in the net, she has balls at her face."
"What's different from Wilma and a mosquito?" Jacob asked. "She won't stop sucking if you slap her." I cringed.
"Now that's gross."
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The news was on and everything yelled Jangelina Linters. (I guess Jacob is the lint on my shirt) It was the weirdest ship name ever. Jacob wrapped his arms around me. I slapped him off.
"We look cute together." He said pecking me on the lips. as if it was perfectly normal.
"Yep, now you stole my lip virginity." I scowled.
"I did?"
I nodded slightly embarrassed.
"Good." He said.
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𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 ║watty's 2019
Romance「 Angelina never knew having a bad boy in her life would change two things. Her snarky sarcastic attitude. She can't seem to shut up about bands and hot guys. When you insult her crushes. She is sure to bitch-slap you. Her idea of him had changed...
