Super-Duper Magical Extra Terrestrial Rainbow Unicorn Burrito Intoxicated Iguana

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 I RETURN! So this is going to be my second chapter, eeeeven though I have no readers yet. YET. Well here goes!

         I opened my eyes and I was in a small fireplace. 

"SCARR!" I looked up and saw my favorite twins. Fred and George.

"hey guys!! Is everyone asleep?" They nodded then came to hug me. Fred... or George patted my head.

"Geooooorge! I hate it when you do that!"

"I'm Fred!"

"Honestly you've known us for your whole life, should'nt telling us apart be easy by now?"

I was bombarded by the confusion that is the twins talking at once.

"Why the bloody hell does it matter? You guys are EXACTLY the same!!"

"I'm handsomer!" They stated at the same time, then began bickering over who was better-looking. Meanwhile two more tufts of red hair bounded down the stairs.

"Scarr!" Ron screamed as he and Ginny hugged me.

"GUYS! You do realize i'm still in the fire place and Lyn-Z is going crazy, right?"

They blushed and backed out of the way. I chuckled and followed Ginny up to her room, plopping my stuff onto the extra bed.

"So when's 'Mione getting here?" I questioned.

Ginny just shrugged.

"Gin, what's wrong? You know you can tell me anything, You're my best friend!" I exlaimed.

"Well... I'm just worried that this year something will go terribley wrong like last year." she said. My awsome senses detected a lie.

"Ginny Weasley. You. Are. LYING!! Now what's really on your mind?"

"er... Ikindofhaveacrushonharry." She mumbled.

"Gin, we ALL knew that! except Harry, but that's only 'cuz he's a bonehead."

"How did you understand me? And How'd you know?? and HE IS NOT!" She replied, stomping her foot at the last three words.

"Super-Duper Magical Extra Terrestrial Rainbow Unicorn Burrito Intoxicated Iguana Skills!" I whispered, walking ouut of the room backwards. On the way out I ran into a body.

"Intoxicated iguana?!" The body spoke.

I spinned around on my heel to meet a pair of green eyes with round glasses over them.

"HARRY!!! YOU JUST MISSED MY SUPERDUPERMAGICALEXTRATERRESTRIALRAINBOWUNICORNBURRITOINTOXICATEDIGUANASKILLS!"

I screamed in his ear.

"Good. I am so thankfull I did." He mumbled, rubbing his ears. Harry was like my big brother. I know he's in the same year (WE'R IN THIRD XD) but my birthday does'nt come 'till Halloween. THAT'S RIGHT! HALLOWEEN BABEH!

Suddenly a sleepy-looking smart-arse who happened to have a crush on me but I was sooo not in to him, named Percy showed up in the door way.

"Who ever is doing that screaming if you could please quiet down I need to get my sle-" He stopped talking when he saw me smirking at him and went red.

"H-Hi Scarrlett... how was your s-summer?" he stuttered.

"Fine. You sound like Proffesser Quirrel by the way. Someone check the back of his head for Moldy-Shorts!!!!" I exlaimed.

Everyone looked at me funny.

"MoldyShorts? Really? You are jokig right?" Harry said. I just shrugged. Ginny was looking longingly at Harry and Percy was staring at me, Beet red.

"Well this has been fun but I am QUITE bored now so I'll be on my way to find 'ickle Ronnikins!" I said in a posh english accent as i skipped down the hall. I found Ron sittng on one of the sofas in the living room. I sat down next to him. I have to admit, I did have a bit of a crush on him. He was the only person I was ever slightly nervous arround.

"So... I wonder why mum's not up yet..." I mumbled. Yep. I call Mrs.Weasley Mum. She's more of a mum I'll ever have. I call Arthur Arty. He completely understands that I still want to have a relationship with my own father, and that's why I don't refer to him as dad, but to his wife as mum.

"Well dad's at work, and mum's always been a deep sleeper."  he chuckled.

"So how's your summer been?" I asked, starting to blush slightly as he was so close to me on the couch.

"Great. Just fine. It's been awful without you here though." This made me blush even more. My hair even turned pink. Stupid metamorphugis powers.

"Are... you... you, the great Scarrlett Black blushing?? AND hair turning pink?? What did I say? Why this is an honor!!" He said. He only made my blush darker as well as my hair.

"Wait... Black. Scarrlett Black. Black. Your dad's in Azkaban... Oh my god..." He muttered, sitting up straight. No one but Moony and my dad's cousin Tonks and me knew who my dad was.

"Scarr... your dad... he is'nt... you know... the Notorious Mass Murderer Sirious Black who happened to just escape from Azkaban and is out to kill Harry is it? Tell me the're more Blacks in Azkaban!" he started to panic.

"He... what?!!? MY DAD ESCAPED FROM AZKABAN!?!?!" I screached. Well if he did'nt know before, he knew now.

"SCARRLETT SHUT IT!" he yelled. That quited me down.

"Yes. My dad is Sirious Black. But he's innocent! Please trust me! No one else does, but it's true!  I'm not crazy or trying to help him get to Harry, He is innocent! Please don't tell anyone Ron... Please!" I begged. My hair turning a mixture of orange, blue and red for worried, sad, and mad. I did not want anyone to find out and judge me for who they thought my dad was. It would be hell.

"Scarr... settle down. I won't tell anyone. As for him being innocent... I just don't know Scarr." and with that he got up and walked out. I just groaned and got up. So my dad's finnaley gotten out. Maybe I'll be able to move in with him. And Harry could come. Maybe we could even get his name cleared! I smiled widely to myself at that thought. Him, me and Harry. All together. Maybe even Remus could come. With a big basement for him to change in. I was so lost in this glorious thought that I did'nt even notice Mr.Weasley come in.

"ARTY!!!" I yelled. Eveytime I had been over here in the past year he had been away.

"Oh my little Scarrlett! How great it is to see you!" He laughed, hugging me. I grinned as I saw His face on the magical clock spin to home. And then I saw something else. A little orange haired girl on a hand of the clock. Her hair was my regular orangey red with a fringe completely covering my eye. My natural hair was black, but I did'nt like it. She was also Spinned to home. I have always thought of the burrow as my home. And even turned my hair orange, wanting to feel more like a Weasley. The only thing taking me from that was my small crush on Ron, though that might someday make me more of a Weasley. Wait... what did I just think?? wow. Anyway, The clock was right.

I was home.

So what did you think? What about her little crush on Ronnikins? And also I know, Harry does'nt meet up with them until at the Leaky Culdron, but it's my fanFICTION. FICTION. fan-FICTION. So he is here now. And Herms will meet em' at the leaky cauldron! No clue how to spell cauldron!

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