Snape is a piggy! Snort!

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  • Dedicated to My sister, Haley (or Gee)
                                    

New chapter! And a new cover! The new cover is a picture of what Scarr now looks like. YAY! You can't really see her face.... ANY WHO! I'm also thinking of stopping this story just because it seems like not to many people are liking it. I definitely feel like I'm not as good as an author as I could be, as much as I read. And I read a lot. So I think I might just stick to reading, but if you think otherwise, please tell me! Any way, here goes.

"C-cub... how did this happen?" He, my dad asked me, staring into my eyes.

"Well, I do go to Hogwarts." I said sarcastically, rolling my eyes. I'm so sassy.

"We can't talk here. Meet me in the shrieking shack. Go to the whomping willow. Poke it's trunk with a stick." And with that, he turned into a big black dog and ran away. WHAT. THE F*CK. I just met my dad, and he tells me to POKE the whomping willow, and then turns into a big black dog. This is madness. And I was surprisingly calm. Huh, what kind of person keeps calm in a situation like this?

"SCARRLETT F*CKING BLACK, THAT'S WHO!!!!!!" I screamed, raising my hands in the air. "I am sooo glad no ones around for this." I told my self.

"I knoooow. That would be embarrassing." I responded.

"They would think I'm more loony then they already think I am!"

"Who gives a flying zebra about what they say?"

"Heh. Flying zebra. Heh."

"Am... I interrupting?" this voice was new. I whirled around to see a smirking Dumbleydorf, greasy looking Snapey, and an amused looking Minnie.

"DUMBLEYDORF! snapey.... MINNIE!" I screeched (well except Snapes name), using there nicknames.

"Miss Black." Dumbledore nodded, amused.

"Minnie? How did you learn my name?" McGonnagel questioned, looking oh so confused.

"What are you doing out of bed, when a certain dangerous mass murder who happens to be out for you and Potter is in this very castle?" Snape spat out my last name like the name of a disgusting vermin. He had a scowl on his face, he looked gross. Ew.

"Miss Black, I suggest that you head to the Great Hall, where the rest of the students will be, and sleep. And don't wonder out again." Dumbledore said sternly, but sweetly, still a smile on his wrinkled, kind face. Snape snorted. Piggy Snape!

The day after was a Saturday, AND A HOGSMEADE DAY! YAYY! I decided I would just walk into the Shrieking shack, instead of risking my life, just to poke a damn tree. I got dressed in black skinny jeans, a black mini skirt over the jeans, a My Chemical Romance shirt, knee high buckle boots, and a black hoodie. MUGGLE CLOTHING FTW! As I walked outside I saw Ron and Hermione walking towards Hogsmeade. Me and Ron hadn't officially broken up but him ignoring me for three weeks got the point across. As I walked quickly pass them I felt like someone was watching me. I turned around, and Ron was checking me out!

"Pathetic, Ron really. Ignoring me for three weeks then checking me out? Wow." I scoffed, walking away. He blushed darker then his hair as Hermione elbowed him. Gosh, why would he break up with me, then Check me out?! Ugh whatever, I'M GOING TO MEET MY DAD TODAY! YESH!

YAY! It's pretty short but it was needed. Kinda. Nah it was more that I have writers block. So who do you think Scarr should fall for?

Ron?

One of the twins?

Percy? No. Not him. He's a douche. Damn I need to change this to PG 13.

Or new guy?

Or someone else? tell me!

This is dedicated to me seester who does not yet have a wattpad! YET! She's my rock I love her. BYE!

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