WARNING: bullshit

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Hau was mumbling in his sleep again. A name was reoccurring in the sleepy rambling. My name. He was hugging a pillow, a hopeless attempt to feel warmer in the cold, empty bed. He looked so helpless. So lonely. So in need of someone. So much like me... I shook away the thought. He'd passed out from exhaustion after returning from Ather paradise, so I took him to the room I'd rented at the hotel nearby. It's kinda sad though, no one else had helped him. No one else had cared. Did I even care? Do I care about him? Probably. I'm not sure yet. I just know that he smiles way too much, but when he's broken, something inside me just feels...strange...a bad kind of strange...the kind of strange that feels not right, that makes you want to fix whatever it is that's making you feel that way. So...do I care? I pondered the thought as I walked over to the bed where he was laying, crawling into it myself. Yes.

Conclusion: boyfriends are warmer than pillows, but pillows are squishier.

What a dream...I dreamt that Gladion had confessed his feelings to me and that I actually accepted that. He hugged me. He was warm. He was...surprisingly happy. Happier than he usually is. He was also so open and...yeah, he wasn't really like himself at all in that dream. It was still a nice dream though. I'm sure people who have significant others in their lives are happy. I was awake, comfortable, and content, but not willing to open my eyes yet. I wanted this moment to last. My nose brushed up against something that smelled good as I shifted around, almost ready to 'wake up' completely and I was suddenly aware of the arms wrapping a around me and the slight movement of someone's breathing next to me. Well...there goes that moment I was enjoying, and now it's replaced by fear. [Protag] please, I'm begging you, press A as fast as you can or else this will be super awkward for all of us! [Protag does not press A very fast and instead just leaves to go catch a Trapinch because THEY'RE SO FUCKING HARD TO FIND] Dammit, [Protag]! I decided to prepare for whatever horrifying surprise the morning had for me. So, with one last whiff of that person's wonderful smell, I opened my eyes, hoping whoever it was was still asleep.
Ever so slowly, I opened my eyes. Yep, there was definitely a person there and it was probably a guy. So let's go over the situation again. I woke up not in my bed, next to someone who is warm and smells nice, and they're currently using me as a teddy bear. If I'd known who it was I might not have been so scared, but it's a stranger. I gathered the nerves to look up at the person's face (silently noting that he had a (very) nice (sexy) torso). Blond hair fell over the pale skin of his face, covering one of his eyes, which were thankfully closed. I sighed in relief, it was only Gladion. I nuzzled my way back into his comfortable chest, closing my eyes again. Then I realized it was fucking Gladion! This is going to be so awkward when he wakes up! I mean, with the dream and all and how I think he  doesn't like me. Why am I here? How did I get here? Did Gladion take me here? Why is he next to me? Why is he so sexy? Why is is cuddling me? Are we boyfriends now? Does he even like boys? Do I like boys? Well, I must because I really do think he's...well, amazing. He is amazing, but does he like me is the question. I can easily picture us on a date with some Malasada at sunset. I'd tell him how I feel and he'd probably slap me, then kiss me quickly and leave, taking a Malasada with him. Oh, Arceus, now I'm just thinking about Malasada. My stomach grumbled in line with my thoughts. I know stomach, just wait a little while, we don't need to wake him up right now.
"You can pretend to be asleep all you want, but if you're hungry, leave to get food." Gladion mumbled, even though his arms tightened their grip around me. [Protag: JUST KISS ALREADY!] [Other Protag: JUST FUCK ALREADY!] Wow guys. Just. Wow. [Protags: *high five*] We're not going to fuck each other. [Protags: You don't know that!] HEY! I WAS GONNA SAY 'YET'! Anyway. "I could take you up on that offer, protags." [Protags: REALLY?!]
"What?! G-gladion, they don't need encouragement!" I tried to stop it.
"Pfft, don't worry, They're not going to watch."