Evy🐻: guess who asked me out, again
Wildcat 🐯: seriously? Does he not get the hint?
Evy🐻: i guess not
Wildcat 🐯: did you tell him you're seeing someone
Evy🐻: i told him I'm not interested and he keeps bugging me :/
Wildcat 🐯: tell you have a boyfriend
Evy🐻: but I don't
Wildcat 🐯: you probably will soon
Evy🐻: oh yeah, says who?
Wildcat 🐯: me does
Evy🐻: you does?
Wildcat 🐯: yes me does
Evy🐻: you're a child I swear
Wildcat 🐯: well you're not wrong
Evy🐻: goof. What should I say to him?
Wildcat 🐯: tell him you have a boyfriend
Evy🐻: he knows I don't
Wildcat 🐯: tell him he's a new one ;p
Evy🐻: you're awful at flirting
Wildcat 🐯: :(
Evy🐻: seriously, Ty, what should I tell him?
Wildcat 🐯: i told you, but you aren't fond of that idea
Evy🐻: 😒😒 whatever
Wildcat 🐯: i tried you shot it down
Evy🐻: i gotta go
Wildcat 🐯: bye Evan.
Evy🐻: bye.
Evy🐻 is offline
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Evy🐻: Anthony, I'm dying
Bigjig 🐼: is Brock dry humping Marcel on the couch again?
Evy🐻: no
Bigjig🐼: then what's up?
Evy🐻: weirdo asked me out and Tyler is mad I won't tell him he's my boyfriend
Bigjig 🐼: i thought you guys were dating
Evy🐻: we went on ONE date
Bigjig 🐼: and how long were you guys talking?
Evy🐻: quite awhile..
Bigjig 🐼: exactly
Evy🐻: so, we aren't dating
Bigjig 🐼: yeah, but he nearly likes you
Evy🐻: i know. .
Bigjig 🐼: then why aren't oh hoing it up and riding that dick? ;)
Evy🐻: I'm not a ho you dick
Bigjig 🐼: yeah you are you have been since the days on the preschool playground
Evy🐻: don't talk about baby me like that!
Bigjig 🐼: u a ho!
Evy🐻: god, why am I friend's with you??
Bigjig 🐼: because you can't get rid of me!
Evy🐻: of course
Bigjig 🐼: just tell buttfuck you're seeing someone
Evy🐻: but I'm noott
Bigjig 🐼: do you like Tyler?
Evy🐻: yes
Bigjig 🐼: y'all are seeing each other
Evy🐻: but we're not together
Bigjig 🐼: you don't have to be to see someone it's ambiguous
Evy🐻: i guess you're right
Bigjig 🐼: of course I am!
Evy🐻: whatever, see you later, Panda!
Bigjig 🐼: bye Ev!
Evy🐻 is offline
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FanfictionEvan accidentally exposes himself to Tyler. Graphic scenes and strong language. Cover by @Stileskii TW: nudity