•where tf is Dan•

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Phil won British Creator of year YAYAYAYAYAY and Dan stood up awwwwe phan

Y/ns pov

Mwaghsg
(Morning sounds)

Dan didn't come home last night and I'm kind of worried. Though I got a text from him that he'll be home soon.

I get out of my bed and go straight to the kitchen and get some cereal
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Y/f shortly after gets up and gets some of that good stuff not drugs.

"Dan didn't come home last night... " said y/f. "Yeah, so?" I responded. I was a little worried. "Aren't you a little worried?"

Woah wtf can she read minds. If you can hear me cough.

"AHHGBBHEHHMM" that was a cough.

"WHOA WHAT THE FRICKLE PICKLE" I screamed.
"OMG are you actually okay?" Asked y/f. "Your a mind reader"

"Lmao no I'm not" said y/f.
"Oh okay... And yes I'm of course a little worried, what if he doesn't come back what if he-" I get cut of by my phone dinging.

Dan: I'm not dan

Me:what? Lmao you're bad at pranking

Dan:if you ever want to see dan again you have to let me have him.

Me:dan this isn't funny...

Dan: IM NOT DAN HES BEING HELD HOSTAGE

dan: forget what I just said.

LMAO IM TAKING SCREEN SHOTS WHAT THE HELL.

"WHAT THE HELL" I shout aloud.

"WHATS WRONG?!??" Asked y/f, freaking out.

Me: YOOO WHO IS THIS??

Dan: I'm not important. If you want dan alive you better let me be his girlfriend

-Okay so it's not phil-

Me:Well I have to know who I'm giving Dan to

Dan: OH SHT IM MAY

"MAY KIDNAPPED DAN!!!" I screamed at y/f

"WTF HOW DO YOU KNOW"

"SHE LITTERALY JUST TOLD ME"

Lmao

Me: where are you bitch

Dan:No need for name calling. Meet me at w-837 n-258 at 9:00 and come alone if you want to save Dan. If I can't have him; nobody can.

Me: nobody uses north and south anymore just give me the street bbbbbbiitttccchhhhhh

Dan: fine 21st street, man stealer.

"WHAATT THEEEE FFFUUUGGGGGGLLEEE!??!!!!"

"Y/N WHATS HAPPENING"

"I HAVE TO SAVE DAN... "

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sorry for this chapter but it's crucial to the story :) this fan-fiction is comedy so don't take it seriously. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! 🍁🍁🍁🍁


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