Camp Half-Blood is every mortals' dream. It was my dream, it was my best friend's dream, it was my sister's dream. But it's not my dream anymore. You see, like most of you who are reading this, I read the Percy Jackson series and loved them. Ever since I was seven, I wished I were a demigod. Now, not so much. This isn't because, like Percy Jackson and probably every other half-blood would say, fighting monsters and running for your life sucks. This is because of the camp itself. Not you're probably wondering two things, one: but, Marie-Loup, how are you writing this, since half-bloods can't use phones? Two words: Leo Valdez. He came up with some sort of chip that you can insert into your phone or computer or tablet or whatever. I have no idea whatsoever how he did it, but he gave everyone with an electronic device a chip. He's a genius.
Now you're probably wondering: But, Marie-Loup, why do you hate Camp Half-Blood so much? This one I can't explain in two words. This one I'll try to explain in as much detail as possible. That's why I'm writing this, to burst your bubble sooner rather than later.
Prologue Warning #1: if are in love with the Percy Jackson series, 100% sure that you are mortal and don't want someone to ruin all your dreams, DO NOT CONTINUE READING!!!
Anyways, since I'll be writing this as I go, I decided to make this a diary. Since I don't like diary books, I will write it in first person, but in the form of a regular chapter book, if that makes any sense. I don't usually keep diaries and I'll probably abandon this tomorrow, then find it again in twenty years (if I survive that long), continue writing, abandon it again, find it again, etc.
Prologue Warning #2: if I randomly stop writing in the middle of a sentence, some monster probably found me and I have to kill it. If I randomly stop and don't keep writing, I probably either lost my phone, gave up on writing this or died.
Anyways, lights out of in an hour, so I should probably get started now.
YOU ARE READING
Percabeth and the New Camper - Discontinued ✖
FanfictionCamp Half-Blood is every mortal person's dream, and it was for Marie-Loups. Warning: includes some swearing and make sure to read the PJO and HOO series first. Also, suicide and self harm included.
