Book Of Randomness

Thanksgiving story

Guess who just spent 3 hours with open homophobic shits!

ME!

I tried hiding in a closet...

Metaphor and physical (I'm still in the closet with my family mentally)

But my aunt came in there and was all like "get yo ass out the closet"

Then the tv was on and a gay guy was on it and they all started talking trash...I became temporary brave.

Aunt: they shouldn't allow faggots like that to go on tv

Me: a faggot is defined as a pile of stick, or cigarette

Aunt: you talking back to me!?

Me: no. I'm just telling you how stupid you sound

Cousin: I don't understand how someone can like someone of the same sex!

Me: same way you like someone of a different sex

And then I have a causin named Zach, and he's 19

ANYWAY

I think he's secretly gay, he was the only one besides me not bashing on gays, and anytime someone said the word "faggot" he flinched.

He got me alone for a second and just said "I'm not homophobic, you know"

I just smiled and said "I know" and walked off.