STORY TIME...
*sighs of pure anger*
So I have this thing where I have WAY to much Testosterone, which is a male sex hormone.
So I have to go to the doctor a lot for it. Now my mom was at work so I had to go with my dad...
Who was is a REALLY bad mood.
So we went and since it's a male hormone, yeah my sexuality came into play.
So the doctor asked "do you feel any attraction to your own sex" and my dad just glared at me.
So I sucked up all my honesty and was like "No, I'm straight"
And then he was like "no child of mine is a fag!"
After he got in a pissy mood and there were these two gay kids walking in my neighborhood (I've met them, there awesome)
And he shouts "GOD HATES FAGS!"
And I rolled down my window was like "Hey ______! How's it going! Remember, love is Love!" And my dad was glaring at me the rest of the car ride...
I swear I can't go one day without dealing with a homophobe

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Book Of Randomness
PoetryA book about everything going on, as well as some art stuff!