Destiel One Shots

I don't like her!

   "Come over here you pussy," Dean called to Cas. Cas was leaning against the doorway to the "Lizard and Snake Den" and didn't have a single muscle pushing him inside. One snake was enough, but 46, as the sign read? Hell no.
  
   Dean looked away from the purple lizard he was staring at to see Cas looking like he might puke. As he made his way to Cas, Cas' head started to shake violently. "No Dean. I will not, under any circumstances, go in there."

   Dean, having reached Cas, leaned in close to his ear. "What if I promise a prize if you do?" Dean asked, followed by a kiss to his neck. Cas looked around frantically, trying to see if anyone noticed Dean's outright terrible act in public.

   One older woman was looking at Dean like he had eaten a worm. "Dean, you can't just do that in public!" Cas urgently whispered to him.

   Dean smirked at the outrageous look on Cas' face. "Do what?" Dean asked innocently. He leaned down to Cas and kissed his neck again. When he started to feel Cas push him away, he drug his teeth across Cas' skin.

   Cas looked incredibly flustered and Dean couldn't help to let out a deep chuckle. Cas tried to hide behind his sweater's sleeves.

   "Come on. I won't make you go in there. Not if you don't want to."

   Dean grabbed Cas' hand and dragged him away from the entrance. Dean looked for one of those big billboards that said "You Are Here" and had map of the entire zoo.

   "Dean," Cas called. Dean either ignored him or didn't hear him. "Dean." Still no reaction. "Dean!" Cas spoke a little louder.

   Dean's head spun around to look at him. His eyes were wide as if asking "what?" and his lip was in his mouth like he was in deep concentration. Cas sighed and pointed at the map in Dean's hand. Dean's eyes trailed down to his hand and he laughed when he saw the map. He gave Cas a chaste kiss. Cas blushed profusely. "Thanks babe, I don't know what I'd do without you."

   "Not be able to find the monkeys," Cas stated simply, watching Dean's finger trail the map and stop on the monkey exhibit, "I'm guessing." Dean looked up at him with a small smile playing his lips.

   Cas' blush was still slightly coloring his face and he looked so cute in his oversized baby blue sweater. The sleeve of his left arm was hanging over his fingers while the other was bunched around his wrist so that he could hold Dean's hand.

   Damn was Dean fucking whipped by this 20 year old college kid. "You're so adorable Castiel," Dean told Cas in a whisper. Cas' blush returned full force.

   "Dean," Cas giggled. Dean gave him a kiss on the nose and looked back the the map. A left. They needed to take a left.

   When Dean's head came up he found Cas staring at him with the cutest smile. "How did I get so lucky?" he asked.

   "What?"

   "Nothing baby. Come on, this way," Dean said, smiling widely.

   They walked in the direction Dean lead them, passing multiple people and animals. Once at the exhibit, Dean left Cas to go buy some of the food they sell to feed the animals.

   Once the woman handed him the feed, Dean turned around to walk back and was stopped dead in his tracks. Some blonde chick with long eyelashes and fake nails was hanging on Cas' side. Cas was not oblivious to her but didn't seem to take notice in her obvious attempt to flirt with him.

   Dean had been through this plenty of times. He told Cas what they were doing but Cas denied their intentions every time. "They were just being nice, Dean," or, "Dean, they wanted to be friends. Why else would they want my number?" Dean's favorite was "She was not trying to kiss me, Dean. She had bad hearing and was leaning in to her me more clearly." He'd heard that one at least 3 times.