IM BAACK IN AND READY TO READ ON WATTPAD!!!!!!
Here's a long chapter I worked on during my time away.
Ahem
Hi
This is what happened when I went 12 days without wattpad and YouTube
Giving myself an overdose of fanfiction to compensate for lack of the silver dragon series
Going a smidge insane
Getting insanely bored
And last but not least unable to contain my obsession with Silpos
Sooooooo next chapter with be filled with Silpos
Have I mentioned that once I get a ship in my head it is impossible to forget it
Aaaaaaand I have to read on Fanfiction.net, which, may I say is horrible in the fanfiction, dragon and horse department. half of them are abandoned and the last book I saw updated was two months ago.
Stupid ban on google in China.
Ugh why did pen make the silver dragon series so addicting especially since my favourite ship is in there. Meeeeeeeh
My list of needs
Food
Water
Shelter
Wattpad
Access to Wattpad
Do I need love? Nah
Shall I try find a new ship? Nope found one. Ice age was the only movie on the plane that I hadn't watched so I figured why not and guess what?! I ship Diego with Shira now... WTF IS WRONG WITH ME SHIPPING EVERYTHING?!
Btw I have a swear code
Crap is crab
Shit is shimmer
Fuck is frog
Damn is damn
Holy fucking shit is hoarsely frogging shimmer
Eh that's about it
Rn I'm writing this in notes because I can't access Wattpad
What's sad with my life rn is that I grew out of my crush because the ships were setting high standards that he couldn't meet. Idk how that happens.
Also, if you go on thesaurus.com and search milk, one of the synonyms are moo juice.
How do people live without google? HOW?!?!
Heh. Well that was the slight insane part of me
Whoever is dirty minded will see what's wrong with this
On the tv I saw two golden noodle thingys dance around each other and kept dancing when they touched the tip of each other and then it formed a golden bubble.
On another tv I saw a woman trying to impress a white peacock, the peacock got impressed so it started shaking its head and spread out his tail feathers, turned sideways aand turned into a pad. Tf.
Old shtuff
Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssss
I like trains
Who?
Everybody do the flop!
WHO WANTS A HUUUUUG?!
I HATE SMOKERS
I DONT LIKE THE OLD PEOPLE WHO HOG THE RIPTIDE RIDE IN THE SWIMMING POOL!
WHOS A WEIRDO?!
MEEEEE!
I HAVE FOOD POISONING!!!! YAAAAAY!!!
WHO DARES MESS WITH MY SHIPS?! HUH?! SHOW YOURSELF!!!! COWARD!!!
I need google and wattpad to keep me mostly sane
LeafyIsHere nicknamed Jacob Satorious 'Jacob Saggytits' Well done.
Jacob Satorious is 13, a millionaire and uses a looooot of auto tune aaand I think he makes his money off of musical.ly
I don't understand how musical.ly is fun
One of my 'friends' is a hypocrite
I only have like two friends who roughly understand how my brain works
I once thought one of my friends committed suicide
A boy in my brothers school committed suicide
I don't understand why some people wants their lungs to slowly die and replace their original voice with a robotic one (smokers)
I saw a tomato bunny (a bunny made from a cherry tomato)
I NEED SILPOS ACTION RIGHT NOW!!!!
I want to be able to morph
I DONT NEED NO CRUSH ANYMORE! I NEED MY SHIPS TO SAIL!!!!!!!
On a train, I saw a man who's pupils widened when he looked at his phone. I nicknamed him bug eyes for some reason.
I was bored so I looked up how to be a fangirl. They weren't bad. Time to make my own.
How to be a fangirl by Littlebabydragon
To be a fangirl, you must understand at least understand one of these
Shipping
MINE!
Shipping is simple, you need to find two people/animals and find a ship name. WARNING! If you ship something but one of those people are in another ship. The other ship may be the bigger ship. If you say the minority ship name, be ready for a bunch of other shippers to scream at you.
Next you must be loyal to that ship. No matter what other people say about the ship, STAY LOYAL!!! (Unless of course I like the opposite ship).
How to tell if you really like the ship
The next step to being a shipper and is to know how much you like the ship. Well, if your ship has a 'special moment' you either scream, shout or curl in a ball and never stop smiling.
That's about it to being a shipper.
Next topic MINE!
Simple. Find a singer/band/actor you have a crush on and say to anyone who likes that person. HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!
Yep, that's it.
