Star Signs in Situations

Stuck in an Aeroplane

The gang is stuck more than 15000 feet in the air, stuck in a metal trap...

Pisces- It'll all be over soon... we're fine... stop worrying guys... *turbulance* WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

Gemini- Deep breaths Pisces. It'll be alright.

Pisces- *Takes deep breaths* It's not working Gemini!

Leo- Need someone to hold your hand? *winks*

Libra- You can hold my hand Leo.

Leo- Deal! Sorry Pisces, you waited too long.

Pisces- Ugh, why? Why are we flying anyway?! *Grips the seat rests*

Taurus- Because it's faster than driving. Duh.

Aries- Well I wanted to drive...

Aquarius- So did I, but we got out voted Aries.

Pisces- Can we drive next time? Driving is so much safer.

Capricorn- Have you been on the road? Like, ever? There are driving turdsticks everywhere.

Virgo- Caps right, 1 out of 8000 people die in plane crashes. Compared to 1 out 114 people who die in car related accidents. Therefore if my common sense is right, driving is wayyy worse than flying.

Capricorn- Yeah, see Pisces? I was right!

Pisces- Well actually Virgo was right, you just guessed.

Capricorn- Details, details...

Virgo- Come on baby, you know I was right. *kisses Capricorns cheek*

Capricorn- *blushes* um, yeah, er, sure you were right...

Virgo- I love youuu Cap.

Capricorn- Wtf?!

Cancer- Ooh drama, I love it? *Mimes a mic* Does he love her? Will Pisces ever get over her fear of flying? Find out in the next episode of...

Sagittarius- Still haven't got a name for your show yet?

Cancer- No... not yet. Does anyone have any ideas?

Aries- Dipshits Almighty.

Leo- Babes and Away?

Taurus- The Saggitarius Show?

Capricorn- Fast Forward, Skip, Crap the Remotes Broken?

Scorpio- Face Full of Mountain?

Cancer- Scorpio... I like it! How did you get the idea?

Scorpio- I looked out the window.

Capricorn- *looks out the window* Well this is inconvenient.

Virgo- *looks out the window, then grabs Capricorn and holds him close* 1 out of 8000! How can we be this unlucky?! Baby, stop squirming.

Capricorn- *Chokes* Let... go... of... my... throat...

Cancer- Looks like this is the season final...

Pisces- Nooooo