NomiDomiLight: The Good Girl's Blood Boy

One

"Hey Naomi," he whispered while he peered at me from the foot of my bed.

I started, self consciously pulling the sheets up my chest. "Dominic, what the frickfrack?" I hissed, not wanting to wake up my parents. "How are you in my house?"

Dominic looked sheepish. "I like watching you sleep."

I frowned, standing and getting out of bed. "I don't know what the hell you did while you were gone, but just because I'm happy that you're back doesn't mean you can go Twilight on me!"

Dominic nodded thoughtfully. "Ah, Twilight. A lovely biography about my relatives."

"What?"

"Naomi, I'm a vampire. That's where I've been."

I stared at him for a moment, then planted my heels and pointed at the door. "Get out."

"What? Why?"

"Because if I'm not dreaming, you're insane, and insane people often commit murder. I don't feel like getting murdered tonight, so GET OUT."

Dedicated to gimmmeeee